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Posted
1 minute ago, discolemonade said:

yes, i'd like a whopper with fries. and extra ranch. 

please and thank you. 

anything to drink, i demand as my bosums jiggle with anticipation 

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Posted
Just now, Katya_Hiki said:

......hi welcome to wendys can i take your order, i proclaim with enhanced sexiness

Uuuuhhhh can I get uuuuuuuhhhhh

2 baconators, 2 large fries, and a large chocolate frosty?

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Posted
Just now, Cau said:

Uuuuhhhh can I get uuuuuuuhhhhh

2 baconators, 2 large fries, and a large chocolate frosty?

anything else i shout with mild delirious lust

Posted
Just now, discolemonade said:

are you trying to seduce me mrs. robinson? i just want a whopper. cheeky clerk. 

 

Alright thatll be 4.76 at the next window, i gasp as i realize senpai is only moments away from noticing me 

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Posted
1 minute ago, Katya_Hiki said:

Alright thatll be 4.76 at the next window, i gasp as i realize senpai is only moments away from noticing me 

*passes you a ten spot.*

do you want a piece of candy and go for a ride? i mean...it's almost closing time. 

Posted
Just now, discolemonade said:

*passes you a ten spot.*

do you want a piece of candy and go for a ride? i mean...it's almost closing time. 

ohohohohoohohohohoohohohohohoho ME>? *my eye light up as my doki doki elivates* i hand you your change, I mean the bus is awful far, i lie because the bus is literally already here

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Posted
5 minutes ago, Katya_Hiki said:

anything else i shout with mild delirious lust

"Is...Is there anything you can recommend?" I reply, bashfully.

Posted
1 minute ago, discolemonade said:

off subject, who is the amazing diva in your sig?

its never off subject, her name is Katya Zamolodchikova, she the love of my life, i whisper lustily

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Cau said:

"Is...Is there anything you can recommend?" I reply, bashfully.

Oh i recommend the chicken nuggies on my nipples with a side of hot fudge on my taint, i SCREAM

Posted
1 minute ago, Katya_Hiki said:

Oh i recommend the chicken nuggies on my nipples with a side of hot fudge on my taint, i SCREAM

I run out the door screaming and crying

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Posted
Just now, Distortedreasoning said:

yes i want the #8, small, no ketchup, and a coke with half ice B|

Will that be all, I tremble as fight the urge to transform into a hideous swamp monster

Posted
29 minutes ago, Katya_Hiki said:

Hi welcome to wendys can i take your order, I say sexily 

What the fuck is this seduction shit? That's it, I'm going to Chick-Fil-A, where the bitches have Christian values. Bye-bye.

Posted
8 minutes ago, bnmjy said:

What the fuck is this seduction shit? That's it, I'm going to Chick-Fil-A, where the bitches have Christian values. Bye-bye.

no....please....i needd you *latches onto you with my tentacle arm*

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Posted
6 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said:

no, i also want an order of nuggets and tacos. that should be all. im too high to notice anything weird

pull....up to the next...window... *i screach as my body painfully pulls apart*

Posted
24 minutes ago, Katya_Hiki said:

pull....up to the next...window... *i screach as my body painfully pulls apart*

>.> so..... is it too late to get a 50 cent Frosty?

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Posted
6 minutes ago, Vamped said:

>.> so..... is it too late to get a 50 cent Frosty?

that'll be 50 cents, i pant as my body bearly holds itself together

Posted
22 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said:

ohhhh myyyyy gooooodddddddddddddddddddd

as soon as my shock goes down i attempt to floor it

YOU FORGOT TO PAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Posted

[bursts in the door with shotgun in hand]

NOBODY MOVE!!! I'M HERE FOR THE BANKS MONEY NOT YOURS!!! YOUR MONEY IS INSURED!!! 

IF EVERYBODY COOPERATES THIS'LL BE OVER BEFORE YOU KNOW IT!!!

 

 

 

 

P.S. the wendy's is attached to a bank...

 

Posted
4 minutes ago, Mix said:

[bursts in the door with shotgun in hand]

NOBODY MOVE!!! I'M HERE FOR THE BANKS MONEY NOT YOURS!!! YOUR MONEY IS INSURED!!! 

IF EVERYBODY COOPERATES THIS'LL BE OVER BEFORE YOU KNOW IT!!!

 

 

 

 

P.S. the wendy's is attached to a bank...

 

oh uwu i hope senpai notices me huhuhuhuhuhuhu <3 

Posted
5 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said:

yells out, IVE CHANGE MY MIND

NOBODY LEAVES THE WENDYS AND GETS AWY WITH IT

*my back turns into wings and i fly*

Posted
28 minutes ago, Katya_Hiki said:

oh uwu i hope senpai notices me huhuhuhuhuhuhu <3 

YOU THERE, WENDY'S WAGE SLAVE!!! GET ME ALL THE FRIES YOU HAVE, TO GO!!!

WAIT! WAIT!

NOW I'M AFRAID YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID AND YOU THINK I MEANT "GIVE ME A LOT OF FRIES"!

WHAT I SAID AND MEANT WAS "GIVE.ME.ALL.THE.FRIES'!!!

Posted
2 hours ago, Katya_Hiki said:

Hi welcome to wendys can i take your order, I say sexily 

I look you up and down biting my lip as I respond "Bitch..... I'll take a number 6 with cheese" 

Posted
13 hours ago, Mix said:

YOU THERE, WENDY'S WAGE SLAVE!!! GET ME ALL THE FRIES YOU HAVE, TO GO!!!

WAIT! WAIT!

NOW I'M AFRAID YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID AND YOU THINK I MEANT "GIVE ME A LOT OF FRIES"!

WHAT I SAID AND MEANT WAS "GIVE.ME.ALL.THE.FRIES'!!!

ohohohohoohoh, senapi wants me to grab the fries?? *i blush and place my giant krab hand into the deep fryer to get the fresh ones*

Posted
12 hours ago, That_One_Guy said:

I look you up and down biting my lip as I respond "Bitch..... I'll take a number 6 with cheese" 

I gasp as i am  called by the name on my name tag, is...is there anything else, i struggle to make eye contact as my ovaries explode

Posted
11 hours ago, CAC said:

I'll take a new life please.

Would you like that heated or toasted? i whisper as my throat begins to close from the 5th dimension closing in on us

Posted
9 hours ago, Mewn said:

Shit, I thought this was In N Out, my bad

<_<

/leaves

I can make things go in and out if you want honey, I scream as my courage to yell has gone up and risen like my massive erection

Posted
11 hours ago, Saiyanman said:

do you guys have whoppers?

uhhhhhh yes, I lie feeling conflicted about letting senapi leave without whatever he wants, the sweat begins to form on my forhead

Posted

* Eyes the tentacles and the 5th Dimension while adjusting his false leg*

What's a cutie like you doing wasting your life in a place like this?

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