bnmjy Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 I don't feel like adulting today, or the next month at all. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 I hate apartment searching, it's depressing af Good luck on your quest for the perfect place though 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 are you on a timeline? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Wherever you go check EVERYTHING before you sign that lease Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted April 26, 2018 Author Share Posted April 26, 2018 5 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: I hate apartment searching, it's depressing af Good luck on your quest for the perfect place though I'm not gonna get a place anywhere close to perfection. If only my dumb mother worked, we would qualify for decent places. Oh well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted April 26, 2018 Author Share Posted April 26, 2018 5 minutes ago, nameraka said: are you on a timeline? Got little more than 2 months before eviction. I'm confident I'll make it in time, but it still sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted April 26, 2018 Author Share Posted April 26, 2018 4 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Wherever you go check EVERYTHING before you sign that lease I know, I know . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 1 minute ago, bnmjy said: I'm not gonna get a place anywhere close to perfection. If only my dumb mother worked, we would qualify for decent places. Oh well. That sucks, I never can get that perfect place either. I settle for perfect enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Just now, bnmjy said: Got little more than 2 months before eviction. I'm confident I'll make it in time, but it still sucks. yeah. that makes it worse. i always hated trying to time everything so i wouldn't have to pay rent at two places for like two weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 7 minutes ago, bnmjy said: I know, I know . . . No I'm so serious. You'll get fucked right in your ass by a slum lord if you aren't careful. I care about you bro. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Good luck on your tumultuous journey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 same here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 are we talking a real apartment or a horrifically low rent one like the thing I live in right now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 2 hours ago, bnmjy said: Got little more than 2 months before eviction. I'm confident I'll make it in time, but it still sucks. Eviction? Â What for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 2 hours ago, bnmjy said: I don't feel like adulting today, or the next month at all. Always choose a place where the landlord pays for the heat and hot water. Â Anything else is a rip off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted April 27, 2018 Author Share Posted April 27, 2018 3 hours ago, mochi said: are we talking a real apartment or a horrifically low rent one like the thing I live in right now? It's not gonna be a section 8 housing project, if that's what you mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted April 27, 2018 Author Share Posted April 27, 2018 Â 3 hours ago, 1938 Packard said: Eviction? Â What for? I smoked cigarettes in the house and the landlord found out. Looks like cigarette smoke has a smell after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 14 hours ago, bnmjy said: I don't feel like adulting today, or the next month at all. dont forget distance to a laundromat if you dont have a car. i have forgotten that one before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 8 hours ago, bnmjy said:  I smoked cigarettes in the house and the landlord found out. Looks like cigarette smoke has a smell after all.  Clearly you must have left a burn hole in the carpet or furniture somewhere, nothing else makes sense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enad Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 (edited) 14 hours ago, bnmjy said: I'm not gonna get a place anywhere close to perfection. If only my dumb mother worked, we would qualify for decent places. Oh well. If your mother is dumb she could always become a Walmart greeter or something. Seeing mental invalids as you come in to the store encourages you to buy things. Edited April 27, 2018 by enad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted April 27, 2018 Author Share Posted April 27, 2018 4 minutes ago, enad said: If your mother is dumb she could always become a Walmart greeter or something. Seeing mental invalids as you come in to the store encourages you to buy things. She's not retarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enad Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 Just now, bnmjy said: She's not retarded. That's a hurtful word. Plus from the sound of it she might as well be. At least then you could collect some disability. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted April 27, 2018 Author Share Posted April 27, 2018 13 minutes ago, Nabloom said:  Clearly you must have left a burn hole in the carpet or furniture somewhere, nothing else makes sense lol but I don't really smoke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 Take pictures of everything so they can't fuck you on the deposit later. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enad Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 7 minutes ago, bnmjy said: lol but I don't really smoke. Did your dog smear a poop streak by dragging its butt across the carpet? Or your mother? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 21 minutes ago, Nabloom said:  Clearly you must have left a burn hole in the carpet or furniture somewhere, nothing else makes sense If you have a strong sense of smell, you can tell even more than a week afterwards if someone has been smoking in a place. It freaking lingers on anything with fabric, and nothing else really smells like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted April 27, 2018 Author Share Posted April 27, 2018 (edited) 3 minutes ago, enad said: Did your dog smear a poop streak by dragging its butt across the carpet? Or your mother? Try harder. Make more wild assumptions with the little I told to rile me. I have faith in you. Edited April 27, 2018 by bnmjy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 3 minutes ago, SorceressPol said: If you have a strong sense of smell, you can tell even more than a week afterwards if someone has been smoking in a place. It freaking lingers on anything with fabric, and nothing else really smells like it. No, no, I believe our resident luminary Packard has told us many times that cigarette smoke has no smell. If he says it, it has to be true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 Nevermind that my parents have smoked my entire life and the house will never not smell of cigarettes now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enad Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 7 minutes ago, bnmjy said: Try harder. Make more wild assumptions with the little I told to rile me. I have faith in you. You shouldn't. I'm like your mother in that I can only come up short bus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 26 minutes ago, empty said: Nevermind that my parents have smoked my entire life and the house will never not smell of cigarettes now. See you only think the house reeks of smoke because you have seen them smoking there, it's an olfactory illusion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 5 minutes ago, Nabloom said: See you only think the house reeks of smoke because you have seen them smoking there, it's an olfactory illusion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enad Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 8 minutes ago, empty said: Now that's the Jim Norton I remember. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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death_by_motorboat Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, enad said: That's a hurtful word. Plus from the sound of it she might as well be. At least then you could collect some disability. im not defending bnmjy, hes a fucking asshole. but it doesnt make you look any better or look cool to showoff  the mans problems, or his mom has problems or whatever. its distasteful, it makes you look weak and desperate for something to disagree with, and isnt a source of anything useful or truthful to repeat what he said to taunt him. he called his mother dumb. shes his mother, he can call her whatever the fuck he wants without someone taking personal notes and disparaging him in the future. it seems you have dick-sizing syndrome. you must feel so inadequate to constantly compare yourself to other people trying to find an advantage. if he gave a fuck what you thought, the title would have been, "Dane, what do you think of my mom?" but its not is it? it doesnt mention "Dane," or any of Dane's useless opinions, does it? nope. Edited April 27, 2018 by mumbo13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted April 27, 2018 Author Share Posted April 27, 2018 lol mumbo it's fine. I'm not bothered by Dane, or anyone else trolling on the internet. It's just a taste of my own medicine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 I never did much shopping. My bestfriend found our place when i was 18. When i was 25 i moved into the 2nd place i found. 3 years later i moved back to the apartments my bestfriend found when i was 18. Sorry its stressful. Good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted April 27, 2018 Author Share Posted April 27, 2018 well @enad you triggered mumbo, instead of me, and you weren't even aiming for him. Coming up short bus, indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enad Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 47 minutes ago, mumbo13 said: im not defending bnmjy, hes a fucking asshole. but it doesnt make you look any better or look cool to showoff  the mans problems, or his mom has problems or whatever. its distasteful, it makes you look weak and desperate for something to disagree with, and isnt a source of anything useful or truthful to repeat what he said to taunt him. he called his mother dumb. shes his mother, he can call her whatever the fuck he wants without someone taking personal notes and disparaging him in the future. it seems you have dick-sizing syndrome. you must feel so inadequate to constantly compare yourself to other people trying to find an advantage. if he gave a fuck what you thought, the title would have been, "Dane, what do you think of my mom?" but its not is it? it doesnt mention "Dane," or any of Dane's useless opinions, does it? nope. Mumbo #5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enad Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 7 minutes ago, bnmjy said: well @enad you triggered mumbo, instead of me, and you weren't even aiming for him. Coming up short bus, indeed. I certainly didn't intend for him to go Full Mumbo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 2 hours ago, empty said: <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 Yeah.....I know them feels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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