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bnmjy Monster Mutant

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5 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

I hate apartment searching, it's depressing af

Good luck on your quest for the perfect place though

I'm not gonna get a place anywhere close to perfection. If only my dumb mother worked, we would qualify for decent places. Oh well.

bnmjy Monster Mutant

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5 minutes ago, nameraka said:

are you on a timeline?

Got little more than 2 months before eviction. I'm confident I'll make it in time, but it still sucks.

1pooh4u Monster Mutant

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1 minute ago, bnmjy said:

I'm not gonna get a place anywhere close to perfection. If only my dumb mother worked, we would qualify for decent places. Oh well.

That sucks, I never can get that perfect place either.  I settle for perfect enough:(xD

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Got little more than 2 months before eviction. I'm confident I'll make it in time, but it still sucks.

yeah. that makes it worse. 

i always hated trying to time everything so i wouldn't have to pay rent at two places for like two weeks. 

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2 hours ago, bnmjy said:

I don't feel like adulting today, or the next month at all.

Always choose a place where the landlord pays for the heat and hot water.  Anything else is a rip off.

bnmjy Monster Mutant

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3 hours ago, mochi said:

are we talking a real apartment or a horrifically low rent one like the thing I live in right now?

It's not gonna be a section 8 housing project, if that's what you mean.

bnmjy Monster Mutant

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3 hours ago, 1938 Packard said:

Eviction?  What for?

I smoked cigarettes in the house and the landlord found out. Looks like cigarette smoke has a smell after all.

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8 hours ago, bnmjy said:

 

I smoked cigarettes in the house and the landlord found out. Looks like cigarette smoke has a smell after all.

 Clearly you must have left a burn hole in the carpet or furniture somewhere, nothing else makes sense 

enad Hero

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14 hours ago, bnmjy said:

I'm not gonna get a place anywhere close to perfection. If only my dumb mother worked, we would qualify for decent places. Oh well.

If your mother is dumb she could always become a Walmart greeter or something.

Seeing mental invalids as you come in to the store encourages you to buy things.

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bnmjy Monster Mutant

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4 minutes ago, enad said:

If your mother is dumb she could always become a Walmart greeter or something.

Seeing mental invalids as you come in to the store encourages you to buy things.

She's not retarded.

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Just now, bnmjy said:

She's not retarded.

That's a hurtful word.

Plus from the sound of it she might as well be.  At least then you could collect some disability.

bnmjy Monster Mutant

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13 minutes ago, Nabloom said:

 Clearly you must have left a burn hole in the carpet or furniture somewhere, nothing else makes sense 

lol but I don't really smoke.

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7 minutes ago, bnmjy said:

lol but I don't really smoke.

Did your dog smear a poop streak by dragging its butt across the carpet?

Or your mother?

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21 minutes ago, Nabloom said:

 Clearly you must have left a burn hole in the carpet or furniture somewhere, nothing else makes sense 

If you have a strong sense of smell, you can tell even more than a week afterwards if someone has been smoking in a place. It freaking lingers on anything with fabric, and nothing else really smells like it.

bnmjy Monster Mutant

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3 minutes ago, enad said:

Did your dog smear a poop streak by dragging its butt across the carpet?

Or your mother?

Try harder. Make more wild assumptions with the little I told to rile me. I have faith in you.

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3 minutes ago, SorceressPol said:

If you have a strong sense of smell, you can tell even more than a week afterwards if someone has been smoking in a place. It freaking lingers on anything with fabric, and nothing else really smells like it.

No, no, I believe our resident luminary Packard has told us many times that cigarette smoke has no smell.

If he says it, it has to be true.

enad Hero

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7 minutes ago, bnmjy said:

Try harder. Make more wild assumptions with the little I told to rile me. I have faith in you.

You shouldn't.  I'm like your mother in that I can only come up short bus.

NaBarney Monster Mutant

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26 minutes ago, empty said:

Nevermind that my parents have smoked my entire life and the house will never not smell of cigarettes now.

See you only think the house reeks of smoke because you have seen them smoking there, it's an olfactory illusion 

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1 hour ago, enad said:

That's a hurtful word.

Plus from the sound of it she might as well be.  At least then you could collect some disability.

im not defending bnmjy, hes a fucking asshole.  but it doesnt make you look any better or look cool to showoff

 the mans problems, or his mom has problems or whatever.

its distasteful, it makes you look weak and desperate for something to disagree with,

and isnt a source of anything useful or truthful to repeat what he said to taunt him.

he called his mother dumb. shes his mother, he can call her whatever the fuck he wants

without someone taking personal notes and disparaging him in the future.

it seems you have dick-sizing syndrome.  you must feel so inadequate to constantly compare yourself to other people

trying to find an advantage.  if he gave a fuck what you thought,

the title would have been, "Dane, what do you think of my mom?"  but its not is it?  it doesnt mention "Dane," or any of Dane's useless opinions, does it?  nope.

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bnmjy Monster Mutant

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lol mumbo it's fine. I'm not bothered by Dane, or anyone else trolling on the internet. It's just a taste of my own medicine.

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I never did much shopping. My bestfriend found our place when i was 18.

When i was 25 i moved into the 2nd place i found.

3 years later i moved back to the apartments my bestfriend found when i was 18.

Sorry its stressful. Good luck.

enad Hero

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47 minutes ago, mumbo13 said:

im not defending bnmjy, hes a fucking asshole.  but it doesnt make you look any better or look cool to showoff

 the mans problems, or his mom has problems or whatever.

its distasteful, it makes you look weak and desperate for something to disagree with,

and isnt a source of anything useful or truthful to repeat what he said to taunt him.

he called his mother dumb. shes his mother, he can call her whatever the fuck he wants

without someone taking personal notes and disparaging him in the future.

it seems you have dick-sizing syndrome.  you must feel so inadequate to constantly compare yourself to other people

trying to find an advantage.  if he gave a fuck what you thought,

the title would have been, "Dane, what do you think of my mom?"  but its not is it?  it doesnt mention "Dane," or any of Dane's useless opinions, does it?  nope.

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enad Hero

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7 minutes ago, bnmjy said:

well @enad you triggered mumbo, instead of me, and you weren't even aiming for him. Coming up short bus, indeed.

I certainly didn't intend for him to go Full Mumbo.

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