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3 minutes ago, empty said:

I have enough money right now to spend an hour there.

 

let party

or we could go get high in the aquarium w/an air mattress until we get kicked out for like $10

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Imagine being like a housekeeper there, how cool that would be. 

Nah you'd probably be coming to work all tired and jaded by the fish in a week like any other job like that 

Still though that first week 

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1 hour ago, empty said:

I get really paranoid and I'd rather toke up before we hit the aquarium but I'm sure Mr. Sea Turtle and his buddy Ms. Manta Ray will be very very interesting once I'm faded.

 

we,'ll vape fruity flavored stuff

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57 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Sea Hotel 2018, coming to Adult Swim this summer.

ahhhhhhhh i didnt even think of sealab whats wrong w/me!!

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44 minutes ago, Nabloom said:

Imagine being like a housekeeper there, how cool that would be. 

Nah you'd probably be coming to work all tired and jaded by the fish in a week like any other job like that 

Still though that first week 

well its in the maldives so whoever cleans that place up is probably more or less a slave

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Just now, SorceressPol said:

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It's times like these that I think about being asleep in that room, and then feeling that one drip-drip-drip of water somewhere on the bed and then being crushed by the massive amount of water around me on all sides.

Sleep tight.

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Posted
20 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said:

I wouldn't be able to sleep in there.

Too much motion in the ocean.

id love it but its a bit gaudy

Posted
7 minutes ago, empty said:

You drive a hard bargain.

theyll never know we're high as we inflate an air mattress and proceed to camp out in the middle of an aquarium

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2 minutes ago, empty said:

It's times like these that I think about being asleep in that room, and then feeling that one drip-drip-drip of water somewhere on the bed and then being crushed by the massive amount of water around me on all sides.

Sleep tight.

Yo, quit trying to make me dream about that shit. When I look at that room, all I see is inescapable death.

Posted
5 minutes ago, Poof said:

well its in the maldives so whoever cleans that place up is probably more or less a slave

Considering the Maldives will probably be underwater in less than 100 years because of climate change maybe this is how they can adapt, going full Atlantis 

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1 minute ago, Nabloom said:

Considering the Maldives will probably be underwater in less than 100 years because of climate change maybe this is how they can adapt, going full Atlantis 

i think thats the plan and personally i think its a pretty good plan. what other option do they have? its either that or waterworld cities and that movie sucked

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2 minutes ago, Nabloom said:

Considering the Maldives will probably be underwater in less than 100 years because of climate change maybe this is how they can adapt, going full Atlantis 

The trend in the 2030s will be to get gill surgery.

Might as well get ready.

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33 minutes ago, empty said:

The trend in the 2030s will be to get gill surgery.

Might as well get ready.

Gills and bionic lungs that can breathe poison air so that you can maintain your post-coastal lifestyle every depth of the way, it's fine, life is going to be fine 

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1 minute ago, empty said:

We forgot to mention that you'll need cash in hand and elective surgery like those will cost about a kajillion dollars, so yeah, life is going to be fine as long as you're not poor.

You're not poor, are you?

itll be fine theyll have sliding scales, payment plans, and health savings accounts if youre poor youll be fine!

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3 minutes ago, empty said:

I put coins in a jar.

Maybe that will be enough to cover my next hospital visit, but my gills will have to wait.

Thanks, Obama.

im gonna mutate as god intended

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On 4/20/2018 at 4:50 AM, Poof said:

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Well, if you ever wanted to live in Rapture, this would be a taste of what it's like. You know, without the splicers, Little Sisters, and Big Daddies lumbering about.

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