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1 hour ago, empty said:

I get really paranoid and I'd rather toke up before we hit the aquarium but I'm sure Mr. Sea Turtle and his buddy Ms. Manta Ray will be very very interesting once I'm faded.

 

we,'ll vape fruity flavored stuff

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44 minutes ago, Nabloom said:

Imagine being like a housekeeper there, how cool that would be. 

Nah you'd probably be coming to work all tired and jaded by the fish in a week like any other job like that 

Still though that first week 

well its in the maldives so whoever cleans that place up is probably more or less a slave

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2 minutes ago, empty said:

It's times like these that I think about being asleep in that room, and then feeling that one drip-drip-drip of water somewhere on the bed and then being crushed by the massive amount of water around me on all sides.

Sleep tight.

Yo, quit trying to make me dream about that shit. When I look at that room, all I see is inescapable death.

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5 minutes ago, Poof said:

well its in the maldives so whoever cleans that place up is probably more or less a slave

Considering the Maldives will probably be underwater in less than 100 years because of climate change maybe this is how they can adapt, going full Atlantis 

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1 minute ago, Nabloom said:

Considering the Maldives will probably be underwater in less than 100 years because of climate change maybe this is how they can adapt, going full Atlantis 

i think thats the plan and personally i think its a pretty good plan. what other option do they have? its either that or waterworld cities and that movie sucked

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33 minutes ago, empty said:

The trend in the 2030s will be to get gill surgery.

Might as well get ready.

Gills and bionic lungs that can breathe poison air so that you can maintain your post-coastal lifestyle every depth of the way, it's fine, life is going to be fine 

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1 minute ago, empty said:

We forgot to mention that you'll need cash in hand and elective surgery like those will cost about a kajillion dollars, so yeah, life is going to be fine as long as you're not poor.

You're not poor, are you?

itll be fine theyll have sliding scales, payment plans, and health savings accounts if youre poor youll be fine!

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