crackymckrackin Posted March 22, 2018 Posted March 22, 2018 But not in a sexual way. Just some bacon, sausage, eggs. Maybe a large ham and some bomb ass gravy. Biscuits and some home made jelly too. Lets do this. 6
crackymckrackin Posted March 22, 2018 Author Posted March 22, 2018 Just now, Sandstone said: I am so turned on right now. Your mouth is watering for some home made jelly.
crackymckrackin Posted March 22, 2018 Author Posted March 22, 2018 Just now, Sandstone said: That's not all that's watering... They make a drug for that.
MEXobiologist Posted March 22, 2018 Posted March 22, 2018 3 minutes ago, Sandstone said: I am so turned on right now. 2 1
Sandstone Posted March 22, 2018 Posted March 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, crackymckrackin said: They make a drug for that. I'm too embarrassed.
Still Me Posted March 22, 2018 Posted March 22, 2018 6 minutes ago, crackymckrackin said: But not in a sexual way. Just some bacon, sausage, eggs. Maybe a large ham and some bomb ass gravy. Biscuits and some home made jelly too. Lets do this. That’s too much food
crackymckrackin Posted March 22, 2018 Author Posted March 22, 2018 Just now, Still Me said: That’s too much food It's probably not enough. Every Christmas we do a breakfast. Usually it's around 15 people give or take and what I just described would be gone in ten minutes.
Drunkenwarrior Posted March 22, 2018 Posted March 22, 2018 I dunno, sounds kinda sexual I do like ham though... 2
Drunkenwarrior Posted March 22, 2018 Posted March 22, 2018 Just now, Sandstone said: mmmm sexy hams Honey baked all up in my face
SweetPreserves Posted March 22, 2018 Posted March 22, 2018 39 minutes ago, crackymckrackin said: But not in a sexual way. Just some bacon, sausage, eggs. Maybe a large ham and some bomb ass gravy. Biscuits and some home made jelly too. Lets do this. I awate this with growing anticipation!!! 1
crackymckrackin Posted March 22, 2018 Author Posted March 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, Drunkenwarrior said: Honey baked all up in my face Nah man, smoked ham.
Sandstone Posted March 22, 2018 Posted March 22, 2018 7 minutes ago, Drunkenwarrior said: Honey baked all up in my face Drizzle me with your glaze.
Drunkenwarrior Posted March 22, 2018 Posted March 22, 2018 24 minutes ago, crackymckrackin said: Nah man, smoked ham. Smoke ham errday
Drunkenwarrior Posted March 22, 2018 Posted March 22, 2018 21 minutes ago, Sandstone said: Drizzle me with your glaze. we're not talking about cooking anymore are we
SweetPreserves Posted March 22, 2018 Posted March 22, 2018 Just now, Drunkenwarrior said: we're not talking about cooking anymore are we Spread your buttcheeks man
Drunkenwarrior Posted March 22, 2018 Posted March 22, 2018 8 minutes ago, SweetPreserves said: Spread your buttcheeks man 0-100 real quick....
SweetPreserves Posted March 22, 2018 Posted March 22, 2018 Just now, Drunkenwarrior said: 0-100 real quick.... That’s me in a nutshell
crackymckrackin Posted March 22, 2018 Author Posted March 22, 2018 19 minutes ago, Kudasai said: I just want coffee I have that too.
crackymckrackin Posted March 22, 2018 Author Posted March 22, 2018 12 minutes ago, SweetPreserves said: That’s me in a nutshell Reminds me of the great tea bagging incident of 74.
crackymckrackin Posted March 22, 2018 Author Posted March 22, 2018 28 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: ham and cheese omelet please. I can do omlets.
Distortedreasoning Posted March 22, 2018 Posted March 22, 2018 hey man idc if its sexual or not but thats sexy.
crackymckrackin Posted March 22, 2018 Author Posted March 22, 2018 6 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: hey man idc if its sexual or not but thats sexy. Just wait until you see the assless chaps I'll be wearing while cooking.
AnimationFan14 Posted March 22, 2018 Posted March 22, 2018 3 hours ago, Sandstone said: That's not all that's watering...
Distortedreasoning Posted March 22, 2018 Posted March 22, 2018 mannn i just want breakfast not morning wood lol.
SweetPreserves Posted March 23, 2018 Posted March 23, 2018 12 hours ago, crackymckrackin said: Reminds me of the great tea bagging incident of 74. Dip dip potato chip
cyberbully Posted March 23, 2018 Posted March 23, 2018 Too much pork.....'ll still take the bacon though
molarbear Posted March 23, 2018 Posted March 23, 2018 14 hours ago, crackymckrackin said: But not in a sexual way. Just some bacon, sausage, eggs. Maybe a large ham and some bomb ass gravy. Biscuits and some home made jelly too. Lets do this. I'd drive 5 hours for that
crackymckrackin Posted March 23, 2018 Author Posted March 23, 2018 7 hours ago, cyberbully said: Too much pork.....'ll still take the bacon though There is no such thing.
crackymckrackin Posted March 23, 2018 Author Posted March 23, 2018 7 hours ago, molarbear said: I'd drive 5 hours for that I would to.
crackymckrackin Posted March 23, 2018 Author Posted March 23, 2018 7 hours ago, Killa Ounze said: What if I only like toast, french style? Then move to france?
katt_goddess Posted March 23, 2018 Posted March 23, 2018 No way in hell, bacon boy. DON'T TRUST HIM! HE'LL PUT BACON IN EVERYTHING! After he wears it as a bacon dress. -.-;
crackymckrackin Posted March 23, 2018 Author Posted March 23, 2018 1 minute ago, katt_goddess said: No way in hell, bacon boy. DON'T TRUST HIM! HE'LL PUT BACON IN EVERYTHING! After he wears it as a bacon dress. -.-; Possibly. Bacon thong......im gonna make this happen.
katt_goddess Posted March 23, 2018 Posted March 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, crackymckrackin said: Possibly. Bacon thong......im gonna make this happen. >.< If your wife needs to borrow my bullwhip to fix you, that can be arranged. I got it through TSA once, I can do it again.
K_N Posted March 23, 2018 Posted March 23, 2018 I had an eggo and a can of full throttle for breakfast so this sounds fucking incredible.
lupin_bebop Posted March 23, 2018 Posted March 23, 2018 On 3/22/2018 at 9:30 AM, crackymckrackin said: But not in a sexual way. Just some bacon, sausage, eggs. Maybe a large ham and some bomb ass gravy. Biscuits and some home made jelly too. Lets do this. I'm okay with this. Minus the gravy. Fuck gravy.
crackymckrackin Posted March 23, 2018 Author Posted March 23, 2018 21 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: >.< If your wife needs to borrow my bullwhip to fix you, that can be arranged. I got it through TSA once, I can do it again. Send it on, She doesn't discriminate she will beat everybody.
crackymckrackin Posted March 23, 2018 Author Posted March 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, KN said: I had an eggo and a can of full throttle for breakfast so this sounds fucking incredible. I would do this if i knew anyone would show up.
crackymckrackin Posted March 23, 2018 Author Posted March 23, 2018 Just now, lupin_bebop said: I'm okay with this. Minus the gravy. Fuck gravy. Bacon gravy?
katt_goddess Posted March 23, 2018 Posted March 23, 2018 1 hour ago, KN said: I had an eggo and a can of full throttle for breakfast so this sounds fucking incredible. I had Full Throttle and some stale tostatos with French onion dip for breakfast. 1
crackymckrackin Posted March 23, 2018 Author Posted March 23, 2018 4 minutes ago, Phillies said: you can cook my cock You aren't invited.
Phillies Posted March 23, 2018 Posted March 23, 2018 Just now, crackymckrackin said: You aren't invited. why not? I want fried chicken!!
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