crackymckrackin Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 But not in a sexual way. Just some bacon, sausage, eggs. Maybe a large ham and some bomb ass gravy. Biscuits and some home made jelly too. Lets do this. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 I am so turned on right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted March 22, 2018 Author Share Posted March 22, 2018 Just now, Sandstone said: I am so turned on right now. Your mouth is watering for some home made jelly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 That's not all that's watering... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted March 22, 2018 Author Share Posted March 22, 2018 Just now, Sandstone said: That's not all that's watering... They make a drug for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 3 minutes ago, Sandstone said: I am so turned on right now. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, crackymckrackin said: They make a drug for that. I'm too embarrassed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 6 minutes ago, crackymckrackin said: But not in a sexual way. Just some bacon, sausage, eggs. Maybe a large ham and some bomb ass gravy. Biscuits and some home made jelly too. Lets do this. That’s too much food Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted March 22, 2018 Author Share Posted March 22, 2018 Just now, Still Me said: That’s too much food It's probably not enough. Every Christmas we do a breakfast. Usually it's around 15 people give or take and what I just described would be gone in ten minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 I dunno, sounds kinda sexual  I do like ham though... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 mmmm sexy hams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Just now, Sandstone said: mmmm sexy hams Honey baked all up in my face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweetPreserves Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 39 minutes ago, crackymckrackin said: But not in a sexual way. Just some bacon, sausage, eggs. Maybe a large ham and some bomb ass gravy. Biscuits and some home made jelly too. Lets do this. I awate this with growing anticipation!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted March 22, 2018 Author Share Posted March 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, Drunkenwarrior said: Honey baked all up in my face Nah man, smoked ham. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 7 minutes ago, Drunkenwarrior said: Honey baked all up in my face Drizzle me with your glaze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 24 minutes ago, crackymckrackin said: Nah man, smoked ham. Smoke ham errday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 21 minutes ago, Sandstone said: Drizzle me with your glaze. we're not talking about cooking anymore are we Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweetPreserves Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Just now, Drunkenwarrior said: we're not talking about cooking anymore are we Spread your buttcheeks man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 I just want coffee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 8 minutes ago, SweetPreserves said: Spread your buttcheeks man 0-100 real quick.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweetPreserves Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Just now, Drunkenwarrior said: 0-100 real quick.... That’s me in a nutshell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted March 22, 2018 Author Share Posted March 22, 2018 19 minutes ago, Kudasai said: I just want coffee I have that too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted March 22, 2018 Author Share Posted March 22, 2018 12 minutes ago, SweetPreserves said: That’s me in a nutshell Reminds me of the great tea bagging incident of 74. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 ham and cheese omelet please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted March 22, 2018 Author Share Posted March 22, 2018 28 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: ham and cheese omelet please. I can do omlets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 hey man idc if its sexual or not but thats sexy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted March 22, 2018 Author Share Posted March 22, 2018 6 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: hey man idc if its sexual or not but thats sexy. Just wait until you see the assless chaps I'll be wearing while cooking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnimationFan14 Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 3 hours ago, Sandstone said: That's not all that's watering... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 mannn i just want breakfast not morning wood lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweetPreserves Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 12 hours ago, crackymckrackin said: Reminds me of the great tea bagging incident of 74. Dip dip potato chip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Too much pork.....'ll still take the bacon though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 14 hours ago, crackymckrackin said: But not in a sexual way. Just some bacon, sausage, eggs. Maybe a large ham and some bomb ass gravy. Biscuits and some home made jelly too. Lets do this. I'd drive 5 hours for that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killa Ounze Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 What if I only like toast, french style? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted March 23, 2018 Author Share Posted March 23, 2018 7 hours ago, cyberbully said: Too much pork.....'ll still take the bacon though There is no such thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted March 23, 2018 Author Share Posted March 23, 2018 7 hours ago, molarbear said: I'd drive 5 hours for that I would to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted March 23, 2018 Author Share Posted March 23, 2018 7 hours ago, Killa Ounze said: What if I only like toast, french style? Then move to france? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 No way in hell, bacon boy. DON'T TRUST HIM! HE'LL PUT BACON IN EVERYTHING! After he wears it as a bacon dress. -.-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted March 23, 2018 Author Share Posted March 23, 2018 1 minute ago, katt_goddess said: No way in hell, bacon boy. DON'T TRUST HIM! HE'LL PUT BACON IN EVERYTHING! After he wears it as a bacon dress. -.-; Possibly. Bacon thong......im gonna make this happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, crackymckrackin said: Possibly. Bacon thong......im gonna make this happen. >.< If your wife needs to borrow my bullwhip to fix you, that can be arranged. I got it through TSA once, I can do it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K_N Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 I had an eggo and a can of full throttle for breakfast so this sounds fucking incredible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 On 3/22/2018 at 9:30 AM, crackymckrackin said: But not in a sexual way. Just some bacon, sausage, eggs. Maybe a large ham and some bomb ass gravy. Biscuits and some home made jelly too. Lets do this. I'm okay with this. Minus the gravy. Fuck gravy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted March 23, 2018 Author Share Posted March 23, 2018 21 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: >.< If your wife needs to borrow my bullwhip to fix you, that can be arranged. I got it through TSA once, I can do it again. Send it on, She doesn't discriminate she will beat everybody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted March 23, 2018 Author Share Posted March 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, KN said: I had an eggo and a can of full throttle for breakfast so this sounds fucking incredible. I would do this if i knew anyone would show up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted March 23, 2018 Author Share Posted March 23, 2018 Just now, lupin_bebop said: I'm okay with this. Minus the gravy. Fuck gravy. Bacon gravy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 1 hour ago, KN said: I had an eggo and a can of full throttle for breakfast so this sounds fucking incredible. I had Full Throttle and some stale tostatos with French onion dip for breakfast. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 you can cook my cock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted March 23, 2018 Author Share Posted March 23, 2018 4 minutes ago, Phillies said: you can cook my cock You aren't invited. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Just now, crackymckrackin said: You aren't invited. why not? I want fried chicken!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Who doesn't like food? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 sweet, it done yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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