nameraka Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 so... whatcha got? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 Never wear white after labor day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted February 24, 2018 Author Share Posted February 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Cau said: Never wear white after labor day. that seems legit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 Always bet on black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted February 24, 2018 Author Share Posted February 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Cau said: Always bet on black. isn't that kinda racist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 Just now, nameraka said: isn't that kinda racist? Never get involved in a land war in Asia? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 My best advice is to not be a janitor in a shitty casino in Atlantic City. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted February 24, 2018 Author Share Posted February 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, Cau said: Never get involved in a land war in Asia? i couldn't if i wanted to. my army's in the shop this week. more to the point, never go in against a sicilian when death is on the line. unless you've built up an immunity to iocaine powder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted February 24, 2018 Author Share Posted February 24, 2018 1 minute ago, stilgar said: My best advice is to not be a janitor in a shitty casino in Atlantic City. another dream of mine dies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 never eat soggy Wheaties Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pneumantion Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 Never eat someone else's barf. Only eat your own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 Smoke weed every fucking day 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 Don't take advice from weird internet message boards. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 Life is like a box of lemons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 5 hours ago, nameraka said: so... whatcha got? i advise you to take off your clothes and sit in a chair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 Sit on your opposite hand until it's numb and masturbate with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 always tip 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted February 24, 2018 Author Share Posted February 24, 2018 4 hours ago, Adminderaptorpat said: never eat soggy Wheaties see. this is what i'm talking about people. solid, practical advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted February 24, 2018 Author Share Posted February 24, 2018 3 hours ago, Kweerie said: Don't take advice from weird internet message boards. you earned this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted February 24, 2018 Author Share Posted February 24, 2018 3 hours ago, PhilosipherStoned said: Life is like a box of lemons. that's more of an analogy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted February 24, 2018 Author Share Posted February 24, 2018 27 minutes ago, mumbojummie13 said: i advise you to take off your clothes and sit in a chair. why would i be sitting in a chair while wearing clothes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted February 24, 2018 Author Share Posted February 24, 2018 20 minutes ago, bnmjy said: Sit on your opposite hand until it's numb and masturbate with it. which one is my opposite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 Just now, nameraka said: which one is my opposite? Whichever isn't dominant, obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 (edited) 5 hours ago, Cau said: Never get involved in a land war in Asia? Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line Edited February 24, 2018 by Poof Italians 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted February 24, 2018 Author Share Posted February 24, 2018 1 minute ago, bnmjy said: Whichever isn't dominant, obviously. but I don't use my dominant hand for... that. and other things you didn't really want to know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 7 minutes ago, nameraka said: but I don't use my dominant hand for... that. and other things you didn't really want to know... Anal fisting your wife? Oh my God . . . 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted February 24, 2018 Author Share Posted February 24, 2018 1 minute ago, bnmjy said: Anal fisting your wife? Oh my God . . . That escalated quickly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 Don't try to neck a 36 inch balloon. It will not end well. Unless it's a Cattex longneck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted February 25, 2018 Author Share Posted February 25, 2018 25 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: Don't try to neck a 36 inch balloon. It will not end well. Unless it's a Cattex longneck. you have no idea how useful that actually is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted February 25, 2018 Author Share Posted February 25, 2018 10 minutes ago, tsar4 said: i had totally forgotten about this. a damn shame... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 Yellow snow is actually Pineapple-flavored shaved ice in it's natural wild habitat. It's the height of yellow snow blooms right now - go enjoy nature's bounty! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 49 minutes ago, nameraka said: you have no idea how useful that actually is... Outside of "Citrus oils and latex do NOT mix", it's pretty much the most useful advice I can give. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 1 hour ago, nameraka said: i had totally forgotten about this. a damn shame... The other thing I could have posted was "Deteriorata" from National Lampoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 If you shake it more than twice you are playing with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 1 hour ago, katt_goddess said: Yellow snow is actually Pineapple-flavored shaved ice in it's natural wild habitat. It's the height of yellow snow blooms right now - go enjoy nature's bounty! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted February 25, 2018 Author Share Posted February 25, 2018 14 hours ago, crackymckrackin said: If you shake it more than twice you are playing with it. that can't be right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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