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Just now, Noboru Yamaguchi said:

Hilarious......But yeah, I've seen this happen to women with poor weave jobs.......To see it on Trump is just so much more rib tickling though

so it's a weave then?...I've been googling "side toupee".....

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7 minutes ago, Mix said:

so it's a weave then?...I've been googling "side toupee".....

I don't know exactly what kind.....Maybe glue.......He doesn't seem to have a weave cap.......But yeah, I'd say it's a glue in.......This is my expert opinion.

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18 minutes ago, Mix said:

 

I am genuinely curious about how he's got that thing put together.....never seen anything like it...

I have a few theories on the subject.  The strongest one is that he actually only has 8 really, really long hairs that he then spends hours each morning crafting into place

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Just now, molarbear said:

I have a few theories on the subject.  The strongest one is that he actually only has 8 really, really long hairs that he then spends hours each morning crafting into place

for real though, I think he grew out his side hair and spun it around his head...:D

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5 minutes ago, Noboru Yamaguchi said:

I don't know exactly what kind.....Maybe glue.......He doesn't seem to have a weave cap.......But yeah, I'd say it's a glue in.......This is my expert opinion.

I actually sent the video to an expert who can spot what's what on sight...

but damn though, when glue is necessary, just shave your head, my guy....¬¬

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6 minutes ago, Mix said:

for real though, I think he grew out his side hair and spun it around his head...:D

It's either that or some strange fungal colony that has manifested from all the mystic tan on him that he just claims is hair.

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59 minutes ago, molarbear said:

It's either that or some strange fungal colony that has manifested from all the mystic tan on him that he just claims is hair.

lmao, better than my next guess....I was gonna go with witchcraft >.>

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31 minutes ago, Nabloom said:

Holy shit lol

So that's why he's always wearing those maga hats

remember when he had that lady come on stage during the campaign and pull on his hair to show that it's real...she had to be a plant right....I mean that could have turned into the most hilarious piece of live tv ever....

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32 minutes ago, Neko said:

insecurities...

His ass needs to take that shit off.  Cut it off. 

cut off finely curated strands of golden marmoset hair flown in from the forests of brazil and hand placed on his head every morning by blind dwarf monks who have taken a vow of silence....no, Neko, you don't just cut off that kind of magnificence....

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Ivanka explained once 

“She often described the mechanics behind it to friends: an absolutely clean pate—a contained island after scalp-reduction ­surgery—surrounded by a furry circle of hair around the sides and front, from which all ends are drawn up to meet in the center and then swept back and secured by a stiffening spray.”

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16 hours ago, Poof said:

Ivanka explained once 

“She often described the mechanics behind it to friends: an absolutely clean pate—a contained island after scalp-reduction ­surgery—surrounded by a furry circle of hair around the sides and front, from which all ends are drawn up to meet in the center and then swept back and secured by a stiffening spray.”

it's situations like this that bring up the question, "what is art?"

 

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59 minutes ago, Ginguy said:

Is that Snookie?

c'mon man....what did that lady ever do to you?

when you see snookie, you'll know.....usually because your eyes weep uncontrollably...

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2 hours ago, Noboru Yamaguchi said:

WTF is that

a rare caterpillar found only in the western amazonian jungle...........they've been hunted almost to extinction by a Russian company called NITUP SNWO UOY LLC. 

 

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i don't know if it's glue (perhaps to hold the 'mold of hair' in place.)

but it also looks like it's just very fine and thinning hair, that his stylist has manipulated. 

teased, teased, and teased some more. then, brushed into place, and sprayed down. 

he looks as if he has that 'horshoe' balding thing going on though, and has exploited his remaining bits for the above mentioned process. 

but, i'm probably wrong. 

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8 hours ago, Noboru Yamaguchi said:

WTF is that

It's the Trump hairpiece in it's natural habitat. Waiting to dance on the next bald palate that wanders by.

He keeps it attached to his head by excreting McD's grease through his pores.

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1 minute ago, katt_goddess said:

It's the Trump hairpiece in it's natural habitat. Waiting to dance on the next bald palate that wanders by.

He keeps it attached to his head by excreting McD's grease through his pores.

 

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