Mix Posted February 8, 2018 Posted February 8, 2018 I am genuinely curious about how he's got that thing put together.....never seen anything like it... 1
André Toulon Posted February 8, 2018 Posted February 8, 2018 Hilarious......But yeah, I've seen this happen to women with poor weave jobs.......To see it on Trump is just so much more rib tickling though
Mix Posted February 8, 2018 Author Posted February 8, 2018 On 2/8/2018 at 6:19 AM, Noboru Yamaguchi said: Hilarious......But yeah, I've seen this happen to women with poor weave jobs.......To see it on Trump is just so much more rib tickling though Expand so it's a weave then?...I've been googling "side toupee".....
André Toulon Posted February 8, 2018 Posted February 8, 2018 On 2/8/2018 at 6:22 AM, Mix said: so it's a weave then?...I've been googling "side toupee"..... Expand I don't know exactly what kind.....Maybe glue.......He doesn't seem to have a weave cap.......But yeah, I'd say it's a glue in.......This is my expert opinion.
molarbear Posted February 8, 2018 Posted February 8, 2018 On 2/8/2018 at 6:17 AM, Mix said: I am genuinely curious about how he's got that thing put together.....never seen anything like it... Expand I have a few theories on the subject. The strongest one is that he actually only has 8 really, really long hairs that he then spends hours each morning crafting into place 2
Mix Posted February 8, 2018 Author Posted February 8, 2018 On 2/8/2018 at 6:36 AM, molarbear said: I have a few theories on the subject. The strongest one is that he actually only has 8 really, really long hairs that he then spends hours each morning crafting into place Expand for real though, I think he grew out his side hair and spun it around his head...
Mix Posted February 8, 2018 Author Posted February 8, 2018 On 2/8/2018 at 6:33 AM, Noboru Yamaguchi said: I don't know exactly what kind.....Maybe glue.......He doesn't seem to have a weave cap.......But yeah, I'd say it's a glue in.......This is my expert opinion. Expand I actually sent the video to an expert who can spot what's what on sight... but damn though, when glue is necessary, just shave your head, my guy....
André Toulon Posted February 8, 2018 Posted February 8, 2018 My opinion isn't really expert....I sent it to my kids mother since she makes bald bitches passable for a living, but I doubt I'll hear back before tomorrow 1
molarbear Posted February 8, 2018 Posted February 8, 2018 On 2/8/2018 at 6:38 AM, Mix said: for real though, I think he grew out his side hair and spun it around his head... Expand It's either that or some strange fungal colony that has manifested from all the mystic tan on him that he just claims is hair. 1
NaBarney Posted February 8, 2018 Posted February 8, 2018 Holy shit lol So that's why he's always wearing those maga hats
Neko Posted February 8, 2018 Posted February 8, 2018 insecurities... His ass needs to take that shit off. Cut it off.
Mix Posted February 8, 2018 Author Posted February 8, 2018 On 2/8/2018 at 6:45 AM, molarbear said: It's either that or some strange fungal colony that has manifested from all the mystic tan on him that he just claims is hair. Expand lmao, better than my next guess....I was gonna go with witchcraft >.>
Mix Posted February 8, 2018 Author Posted February 8, 2018 (edited) On 2/8/2018 at 7:19 AM, Nabloom said: Holy shit lol So that's why he's always wearing those maga hats Expand remember when he had that lady come on stage during the campaign and pull on his hair to show that it's real...she had to be a plant right....I mean that could have turned into the most hilarious piece of live tv ever.... Edited February 8, 2018 by Mix 1
Mix Posted February 8, 2018 Author Posted February 8, 2018 (edited) On 2/8/2018 at 7:26 AM, Neko said: insecurities... His ass needs to take that shit off. Cut it off. Expand cut off finely curated strands of golden marmoset hair flown in from the forests of brazil and hand placed on his head every morning by blind dwarf monks who have taken a vow of silence....no, Neko, you don't just cut off that kind of magnificence.... Edited February 8, 2018 by Mix
Poof Posted February 8, 2018 Posted February 8, 2018 Ivanka explained once “She often described the mechanics behind it to friends: an absolutely clean pate—a contained island after scalp-reduction surgery—surrounded by a furry circle of hair around the sides and front, from which all ends are drawn up to meet in the center and then swept back and secured by a stiffening spray.” 1 1
Codename: Jackass Posted February 8, 2018 Posted February 8, 2018 You need to delete this absolutely unpatriotic thread right now. This is an affront to the greatness of the United States of America, our Dear Leader will not be mocked in this fashion.
Ginguy Posted February 9, 2018 Posted February 9, 2018 On 2/9/2018 at 1:26 AM, Mewn said: Hahahaha, saw this, this morning. Expand Is that Snookie?
Mix Posted February 9, 2018 Author Posted February 9, 2018 On 2/8/2018 at 10:32 AM, Poof said: Ivanka explained once “She often described the mechanics behind it to friends: an absolutely clean pate—a contained island after scalp-reduction surgery—surrounded by a furry circle of hair around the sides and front, from which all ends are drawn up to meet in the center and then swept back and secured by a stiffening spray.” Expand it's situations like this that bring up the question, "what is art?" 1
Mix Posted February 9, 2018 Author Posted February 9, 2018 On 2/9/2018 at 2:12 AM, Ginguy said: Is that Snookie? Expand c'mon man....what did that lady ever do to you? when you see snookie, you'll know.....usually because your eyes weep uncontrollably... 1
Mewn Posted February 9, 2018 Posted February 9, 2018 On 2/9/2018 at 2:12 AM, Ginguy said: Is that Snookie? Expand That is Michelle Visage >_>
André Toulon Posted February 9, 2018 Posted February 9, 2018 On 2/8/2018 at 11:28 PM, katt_goddess said: Expand WTF is that
Mix Posted February 9, 2018 Author Posted February 9, 2018 On 2/9/2018 at 6:39 AM, Noboru Yamaguchi said: WTF is that Expand a rare caterpillar found only in the western amazonian jungle...........they've been hunted almost to extinction by a Russian company called NITUP SNWO UOY LLC.
Vamped Posted February 9, 2018 Posted February 9, 2018 On 2/9/2018 at 2:12 AM, Ginguy said: Is that Snookie? Expand GET OUT 1
discolé monade Posted February 9, 2018 Posted February 9, 2018 i don't know if it's glue (perhaps to hold the 'mold of hair' in place.) but it also looks like it's just very fine and thinning hair, that his stylist has manipulated. teased, teased, and teased some more. then, brushed into place, and sprayed down. he looks as if he has that 'horshoe' balding thing going on though, and has exploited his remaining bits for the above mentioned process. but, i'm probably wrong.
katt_goddess Posted February 9, 2018 Posted February 9, 2018 On 2/9/2018 at 6:39 AM, Noboru Yamaguchi said: WTF is that Expand It's the Trump hairpiece in it's natural habitat. Waiting to dance on the next bald palate that wanders by. He keeps it attached to his head by excreting McD's grease through his pores.
crackymckrackin Posted February 9, 2018 Posted February 9, 2018 On 2/9/2018 at 3:21 PM, katt_goddess said: It's the Trump hairpiece in it's natural habitat. Waiting to dance on the next bald palate that wanders by. He keeps it attached to his head by excreting McD's grease through his pores. Expand
Poof Posted February 9, 2018 Posted February 9, 2018 On 2/9/2018 at 3:24 PM, Cau said: Expand You’re so cute cau 1
Ginguy Posted February 9, 2018 Posted February 9, 2018 On 2/9/2018 at 4:15 AM, Mewn said: That is Michelle Visage >_> Expand Oh. *googles* She kinda looks like Snookie without the leathery patina....
Ginguy Posted February 9, 2018 Posted February 9, 2018 On 2/9/2018 at 1:34 PM, Vamped said: GET OUT Expand Well excuse me for not being culturally aware....
katt_goddess Posted February 9, 2018 Posted February 9, 2018 On 2/9/2018 at 3:25 PM, crackymckrackin said: Expand My intestines bleed just looking at that gross grease pile. -.-;
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