Mix Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 I am genuinely curious about how he's got that thing put together.....never seen anything like it... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 Hilarious......But yeah, I've seen this happen to women with poor weave jobs.......To see it on Trump is just so much more rib tickling though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 8, 2018 Author Share Posted February 8, 2018 Just now, Noboru Yamaguchi said: Hilarious......But yeah, I've seen this happen to women with poor weave jobs.......To see it on Trump is just so much more rib tickling though so it's a weave then?...I've been googling "side toupee"..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 8, 2018 Author Share Posted February 8, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 7 minutes ago, Mix said: so it's a weave then?...I've been googling "side toupee"..... I don't know exactly what kind.....Maybe glue.......He doesn't seem to have a weave cap.......But yeah, I'd say it's a glue in.......This is my expert opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 18 minutes ago, Mix said: I am genuinely curious about how he's got that thing put together.....never seen anything like it... I have a few theories on the subject. The strongest one is that he actually only has 8 really, really long hairs that he then spends hours each morning crafting into place 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 8, 2018 Author Share Posted February 8, 2018 Just now, molarbear said: I have a few theories on the subject. The strongest one is that he actually only has 8 really, really long hairs that he then spends hours each morning crafting into place for real though, I think he grew out his side hair and spun it around his head... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 8, 2018 Author Share Posted February 8, 2018 5 minutes ago, Noboru Yamaguchi said: I don't know exactly what kind.....Maybe glue.......He doesn't seem to have a weave cap.......But yeah, I'd say it's a glue in.......This is my expert opinion. I actually sent the video to an expert who can spot what's what on sight... but damn though, when glue is necessary, just shave your head, my guy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 My opinion isn't really expert....I sent it to my kids mother since she makes bald bitches passable for a living, but I doubt I'll hear back before tomorrow 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 6 minutes ago, Mix said: for real though, I think he grew out his side hair and spun it around his head... It's either that or some strange fungal colony that has manifested from all the mystic tan on him that he just claims is hair. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 Holy shit lol So that's why he's always wearing those maga hats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neko Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 insecurities... His ass needs to take that shit off. Cut it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 8, 2018 Author Share Posted February 8, 2018 59 minutes ago, molarbear said: It's either that or some strange fungal colony that has manifested from all the mystic tan on him that he just claims is hair. lmao, better than my next guess....I was gonna go with witchcraft >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 8, 2018 Author Share Posted February 8, 2018 (edited) 31 minutes ago, Nabloom said: Holy shit lol So that's why he's always wearing those maga hats remember when he had that lady come on stage during the campaign and pull on his hair to show that it's real...she had to be a plant right....I mean that could have turned into the most hilarious piece of live tv ever.... Edited February 8, 2018 by Mix 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 8, 2018 Author Share Posted February 8, 2018 (edited) 32 minutes ago, Neko said: insecurities... His ass needs to take that shit off. Cut it off. cut off finely curated strands of golden marmoset hair flown in from the forests of brazil and hand placed on his head every morning by blind dwarf monks who have taken a vow of silence....no, Neko, you don't just cut off that kind of magnificence.... Edited February 8, 2018 by Mix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 Ivanka explained once “She often described the mechanics behind it to friends: an absolutely clean pate—a contained island after scalp-reduction surgery—surrounded by a furry circle of hair around the sides and front, from which all ends are drawn up to meet in the center and then swept back and secured by a stiffening spray.” 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 You need to delete this absolutely unpatriotic thread right now. This is an affront to the greatness of the United States of America, our Dear Leader will not be mocked in this fashion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 Hahahaha, saw this, this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 45 minutes ago, Mewn said: Hahahaha, saw this, this morning. Is that Snookie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 9, 2018 Author Share Posted February 9, 2018 16 hours ago, Poof said: Ivanka explained once “She often described the mechanics behind it to friends: an absolutely clean pate—a contained island after scalp-reduction surgery—surrounded by a furry circle of hair around the sides and front, from which all ends are drawn up to meet in the center and then swept back and secured by a stiffening spray.” it's situations like this that bring up the question, "what is art?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 9, 2018 Author Share Posted February 9, 2018 59 minutes ago, Ginguy said: Is that Snookie? c'mon man....what did that lady ever do to you? when you see snookie, you'll know.....usually because your eyes weep uncontrollably... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 2 hours ago, Ginguy said: Is that Snookie? That is Michelle Visage >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 Its got a mind of its own Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 7 hours ago, katt_goddess said: WTF is that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 9, 2018 Author Share Posted February 9, 2018 2 hours ago, Noboru Yamaguchi said: WTF is that a rare caterpillar found only in the western amazonian jungle...........they've been hunted almost to extinction by a Russian company called NITUP SNWO UOY LLC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 11 hours ago, Ginguy said: Is that Snookie? GET OUT 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 i don't know if it's glue (perhaps to hold the 'mold of hair' in place.) but it also looks like it's just very fine and thinning hair, that his stylist has manipulated. teased, teased, and teased some more. then, brushed into place, and sprayed down. he looks as if he has that 'horshoe' balding thing going on though, and has exploited his remaining bits for the above mentioned process. but, i'm probably wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 8 hours ago, Noboru Yamaguchi said: WTF is that It's the Trump hairpiece in it's natural habitat. Waiting to dance on the next bald palate that wanders by. He keeps it attached to his head by excreting McD's grease through his pores. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 1 minute ago, katt_goddess said: It's the Trump hairpiece in it's natural habitat. Waiting to dance on the next bald palate that wanders by. He keeps it attached to his head by excreting McD's grease through his pores. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 54 minutes ago, Cau said: You’re so cute cau 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 13 hours ago, Mewn said: That is Michelle Visage >_> Oh. *googles* She kinda looks like Snookie without the leathery patina.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 4 hours ago, Vamped said: GET OUT Well excuse me for not being culturally aware.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 6 hours ago, crackymckrackin said: My intestines bleed just looking at that gross grease pile. -.-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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