rants Haters/Complainers: Legacy of Spleen

[Chappi]

I heard a ton of Christmas music during vacation, but Underneath the Tree is the one I hate the most. You don’t have to yell every line of the song!

Just when you think the verses are loud enough as it is, the chorus is an outright assault on your eardrums. I would compare the song with being stuck in an elevator with one person who stares directly into your eyes as they rip the loudest, wettest fart they can muster. 

And never let anyone else sing Wonderful Christmastime. The original has the fortune of Paul McCartney having the whimsical grandma energy to pass off its chanting and synth splats as Nanna getting tipsy at the Christmas party. 

Replacing Paul’s 80s schmaltz with American Idol vocals and bombastic production is absolute torture. Those covers wouldn’t feel out of place on a playlist Jigsaw would make for a Christmas-themed Saw trap. In their purest essence, they capture the experience of frantically searching for the most popular toy in the city with the same desperation and existential panic as the third chimp on Noah’s ark.

[-Kudasai-]

I had such a relaxing day off yesterday and today was just the total opposite. Just a fucking mud show from the jump. I'm just going to eat and go to bed before I do something and say something that I'm going to regret.

[katt_goddess]

Oh my gawd. If I yell at you to get out from behind the tv, if I empty a frickin' spray bottle on you for going behind the tv, if I throw things at you because you went behind the tv, and then I toss you into the tub and turn the SHOWER on because the spray bottle isn't getting the message through to your peach pit sized brain that I don't want you behind the tv, what the hell is going to do that???? 

Psychotic little bastard. 

[The_annoying_one]

Guess I’m starting my Christmas morning off with not nearly enough sleep and a splitting headache? Okay… I just hope people leave me alone for a little bit longer, but I doubt it.

[-Kudasai-]

Worst holiday season ever in fact I'd say this has been one of my worst years ever. 2025 can't end fast enough and going forward I will no longer be acknowledging any holiday including my birthday so respectfully fuck off with all this shit and leave me the fuck alone.

[The_annoying_one]

I had a doctor’s appointment this afternoon. I get there on time…just to be told there are a lot of patients ahead of me and the doctor probably won’t have time to see me. I’m sorry, is it somehow my fault they told me to come in at almost fucking closing time? The assholes won’t even let me reschedule. I guess I just have to sit here until they decide whether I’m worthy to be seen or not…

[katt_goddess]

I rarely order pizza delivery anymore. It's expensive and lazy. Today, I was too tired to stop at the store on the way home from work and was feeling 'pretend rich' so I decided Papa Johns.

An hour later, $40 worth of food shows up. Open the box - instead of a Works there's a plain pepperoni. The chicken looks okay at least. Call the store and find out I'm the third call so far about getting the wrong pizza. They opted to refund the food costs because that was the easiest thing to do and I'm not allergic to pepperoni. I just think it's a cheap pizza topping and was looking forward to mushrooms. 

Have a slice and then go for the chicken so I at least have a solid protein in my system. It's not BBQ. It's some sort of red honey slime with spices. I'm going to cough blood at some point and all because I wanted a pizza and wings treat. 

[molarbear]

4 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

I rarely order pizza delivery anymore. It's expensive and lazy. Today, I was too tired to stop at the store on the way home from work and was feeling 'pretend rich' so I decided Papa Johns.

An hour later, $40 worth of food shows up. Open the box - instead of a Works there's a plain pepperoni. The chicken looks okay at least. Call the store and find out I'm the third call so far about getting the wrong pizza. They opted to refund the food costs because that was the easiest thing to do and I'm not allergic to pepperoni. I just think it's a cheap pizza topping and was looking forward to mushrooms. 

Have a slice and then go for the chicken so I at least have a solid protein in my system. It's not BBQ. It's some sort of red honey slime with spices. I'm going to cough blood at some point and all because I wanted a pizza and wings treat. 

[katt_goddess]

1 minute ago, molarbear said:

^^^ what I look like when someone mentions pineapple on pizza

 

Can't help it, mushrooms on pizza was such an exotic thing growing up that it was basically forbidden. We'd get pizza maybe once a year because Asshole thought they were a waste of money and we'd get like a generic Tombstone pepperoni to split 6 ways. 

And yep, my stomach hurts.

[molarbear]

On 12/27/2025 at 8:45 PM, katt_goddess said:

^^^ what I look like when someone mentions pineapple on pizza

 

Can't help it, mushrooms on pizza was such an exotic thing growing up that it was basically forbidden. We'd get pizza maybe once a year because Asshole thought they were a waste of money and we'd get like a generic Tombstone pepperoni to split 6 ways. 

And yep, my stomach hurts.

See, my family loves mushrooms.. and I absolutely hate them 

smell, taste, texture... bleh

[-Kudasai-]

[The_annoying_one]

In bed a little before 9 PM and wide awake a little before 4 AM…

Why didn’t I see this bullshit coming? I’m gonna try to sleep a little more, but I know my body won’t let me…

[katt_goddess]

My fault. I blinked.  

Sakura pulled a Superman and caught the parakeet during his free flight time. Again. 

Now he's in a week long medical time out in the little cage, she's staring at me from the top of her cat tree like nothing's wrong, and I'm still finding little splatters of blood three hours later. 

[The_annoying_one]

Everybody I’m in regular contact with knows I’ve been sick lately. I do feel a little better, but I’m in no way over it completely.

Why did they all just randomly decide to swarm my house today and give me no option to just fucking ignore them? I am taking notes and trying to figure out how to get my revenge.

[[classic swim]]

I was so fucking mad earlier... and I wanted to hold it all back only because I’ve been dealing with fucked up shit in my life/ severely depressed for weeks.

I went to the grocery before a cocksucking whopping 7 PM. 

7 PM... and... fried chicken is I guess this... forbidden shadow sphere relic that no soul shall not obtain, even in the mystical fucking country I DON’T BELONG in because I was born somewhere else and thereby... should be fucking bombed and raped by your chomo president.

 

7 motherfucking PM, and NO chicken because the workers at the grocery had to fucking lock in for an hour or however long before they closed, so “fuck you, poor! Kill yourself and die! No good food for you!”

 

Went to a gas station and..... TWO teensy tiny fucking sorry ass containers of Ceaser Wrap... $12.98.......

FOR WHAT?! I’m gonna bite into the shit and it’s gonna be awful... I only glared eyes at it in the fucking first place because real food was not present.

 

...So I got shitty fast food at little below that price because oh... [classic swim] should just rape ‘n kill himself because who gives a fuck about anyone in the world that wants to actually eat anyone GOOD for once ever.

[The_annoying_one]

I cut DoorDash out of my budget months ago, thinking it would just save me a shitload of money. Nope. If anything, my bank account is draining even faster since I started preparing all of my own meals. Maybe I just suck at finances?

Actually, I’m pretty sure I know exactly what the problem is, but that’s not something I want to get into here.

[-Kudasai-]

So starting in March whenever I pay my electric bill with my debit card I'm going to get charged a 2.99 processing fee. Ok fine thanks for the heads up but why did you kill a tree to send me this in the mail when I got two emails this morning about what's going to happen in March? I'm not a tree hugger or anything but it's just wasteful to use paper when you're just going to email me and plus I'm sure it'll plastered all over the website the next time I pay my bill.