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I heard a ton of Christmas music during vacation, but Underneath the Tree is the one I hate the most. You don’t have to yell every line of the song!

Just when you think the verses are loud enough as it is, the chorus is an outright assault on your eardrums. I would compare the song with being stuck in an elevator with one person who stares directly into your eyes as they rip the loudest, wettest fart they can muster. 

And never let anyone else sing Wonderful Christmastime. The original has the fortune of Paul McCartney having the whimsical grandma energy to pass off its chanting and synth splats as Nanna getting tipsy at the Christmas party. 

Replacing Paul’s 80s schmaltz with American Idol vocals and bombastic production is absolute torture. Those covers wouldn’t feel out of place on a playlist Jigsaw would make for a Christmas-themed Saw trap. In their purest essence, they capture the experience of frantically searching for the most popular toy in the city with the same desperation and existential panic as the third chimp on Noah’s ark.

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I had such a relaxing day off yesterday and today was just the total opposite. Just a fucking mud show from the jump. I'm just going to eat and go to bed before I do something and say something that I'm going to regret.

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Oh my gawd. If I yell at you to get out from behind the tv, if I empty a frickin' spray bottle on you for going behind the tv, if I throw things at you because you went behind the tv, and then I toss you into the tub and turn the SHOWER on because the spray bottle isn't getting the message through to your peach pit sized brain that I don't want you behind the tv, what the hell is going to do that???? 

Psychotic little bastard. 

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Worst holiday season ever in fact I'd say this has been one of my worst years ever. 2025 can't end fast enough and going forward I will no longer be acknowledging any holiday including my birthday so respectfully fuck off with all this shit and leave me the fuck alone.

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I had a doctor’s appointment this afternoon. I get there on time…just to be told there are a lot of patients ahead of me and the doctor probably won’t have time to see me. I’m sorry, is it somehow my fault they told me to come in at almost fucking closing time? The assholes won’t even let me reschedule. I guess I just have to sit here until they decide whether I’m worthy to be seen or not…

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I rarely order pizza delivery anymore. It's expensive and lazy. Today, I was too tired to stop at the store on the way home from work and was feeling 'pretend rich' so I decided Papa Johns.

An hour later, $40 worth of food shows up. Open the box - instead of a Works there's a plain pepperoni. The chicken looks okay at least. Call the store and find out I'm the third call so far about getting the wrong pizza. They opted to refund the food costs because that was the easiest thing to do and I'm not allergic to pepperoni. I just think it's a cheap pizza topping and was looking forward to mushrooms. 

Have a slice and then go for the chicken so I at least have a solid protein in my system. It's not BBQ. It's some sort of red honey slime with spices. I'm going to cough blood at some point and all because I wanted a pizza and wings treat. 

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4 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

I rarely order pizza delivery anymore. It's expensive and lazy. Today, I was too tired to stop at the store on the way home from work and was feeling 'pretend rich' so I decided Papa Johns.

An hour later, $40 worth of food shows up. Open the box - instead of a Works there's a plain pepperoni. The chicken looks okay at least. Call the store and find out I'm the third call so far about getting the wrong pizza. They opted to refund the food costs because that was the easiest thing to do and I'm not allergic to pepperoni. I just think it's a cheap pizza topping and was looking forward to mushrooms

Have a slice and then go for the chicken so I at least have a solid protein in my system. It's not BBQ. It's some sort of red honey slime with spices. I'm going to cough blood at some point and all because I wanted a pizza and wings treat. 

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1 minute ago, molarbear said:

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^^^ what I look like when someone mentions pineapple on pizza

 

Can't help it, mushrooms on pizza was such an exotic thing growing up that it was basically forbidden. We'd get pizza maybe once a year because Asshole thought they were a waste of money and we'd get like a generic Tombstone pepperoni to split 6 ways. 

And yep, my stomach hurts.

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