1938 Packard Posted January 11, 2018 Author Posted January 11, 2018 6 minutes ago, Gogo Yubari said: Another thing you have done wrong Delicious, though.
André Toulon Posted January 11, 2018 Posted January 11, 2018 6 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: Delicious, though. You have no sense of smell....Taste is sure to follow......Could you even chew that with your dental prosthetics, because I make a steak you don't even need teeth for 1
That_One_Guy Posted January 11, 2018 Posted January 11, 2018 1 minute ago, Gogo Yubari said: You have no sense of smell....Taste is sure to follow......Could you even chew that with your dental prosthetics, because I make a steak you don't even need teeth for I got a tube steak you don't need teeth for. 3
André Toulon Posted January 11, 2018 Posted January 11, 2018 Just now, That_One_Guy said: I got a tube steak you don't need teeth for. Look man, this is the second advance you've made on me......And while I appreciate the sentiment, I'm simply not into dudes. Try Mochi. PLEASE try Mochi. 1 1
That_One_Guy Posted January 11, 2018 Posted January 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, Gogo Yubari said: Look man, this is the second advance you've made on me......And while I appreciate the sentiment, I'm simply not into dudes. Try Mochi. PLEASE try Mochi. Look bro it's ok. It's not gay if you don't like it. 3
1938 Packard Posted January 11, 2018 Author Posted January 11, 2018 3 minutes ago, Gogo Yubari said: You have no sense of smell....Taste is sure to follow......Could you even chew that with your dental prosthetics, because I make a steak you don't even need teeth for That's why I prefer the New York strip, shown here. Very tender, tooth optional. This one looks extra dark because the added spices turn black during cooking.
stilgar Posted January 11, 2018 Posted January 11, 2018 What dumpster did you steal that shit out of? 2 1
1938 Packard Posted January 11, 2018 Author Posted January 11, 2018 Just now, stilgar said: What dumpster did you steal that shit out of? Purchased at the butcher counter, Boom Supermarket.
stilgar Posted January 11, 2018 Posted January 11, 2018 Is that what they are calling the dumpster at your sleazy casino now? 1
scoobdog Posted January 11, 2018 Posted January 11, 2018 26 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: That's why I prefer the New York strip, shown here. Very tender, tooth optional. This one looks extra dark because the added spices turn black during cooking. Yeah, but how many times did you have to press the compactor button to make him it tender? 1 1
1938 Packard Posted January 11, 2018 Author Posted January 11, 2018 3 minutes ago, stilgar said: Is that what they are calling the dumpster at your sleazy casino now? No, that's what they are calling one of the supermarkets in this town.
1938 Packard Posted January 11, 2018 Author Posted January 11, 2018 Just now, scoobdog said: Yeah, but how many times did you have to press the compactor button to make him it tender? It wasn't in any dumpster. Never had been.
scoobdog Posted January 11, 2018 Posted January 11, 2018 (edited) 1 minute ago, 1938 Packard said: It wasn't in any dumpster. Never had been. Did you invite him it in for a beer then? That's positively humane. Edited January 11, 2018 by scoobdog 1
1938 Packard Posted January 11, 2018 Author Posted January 11, 2018 Just now, scoobdog said: Did you invite him it in for a beer then? That's positively humane. Never heard of a beer drinking bovine.
scoobdog Posted January 11, 2018 Posted January 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: Never heard of a beer drinking bovine. Me neither.
Ginguy Posted January 11, 2018 Posted January 11, 2018 Seriously, that looks like it might have been a good steak at one point until someone burned it in a toaster oven. 1
stilgar Posted January 11, 2018 Posted January 11, 2018 6 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: Never heard of a beer drinking bovine. That is because you are an uncultured swine who eats food out of the dumpster. 1
PhilosipherStoned Posted January 11, 2018 Posted January 11, 2018 Must be a lot of "medium rare" types in here.
1938 Packard Posted January 12, 2018 Author Posted January 12, 2018 29 minutes ago, Ginguy said: Seriously, that looks like it might have been a good steak at one point until someone burned it in a toaster oven. The black you see is the java rub spice.
1938 Packard Posted January 12, 2018 Author Posted January 12, 2018 28 minutes ago, stilgar said: That is because you are an uncultured swine who eats food out of the dumpster. I don't eat out of dumpsters.
stilgar Posted January 12, 2018 Posted January 12, 2018 36 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: Must be a lot of "medium rare" types in here. Blue rare. Also, it isn't that hard to not make a steak look like garbage, but packard found a way. I guess it helps he picks food out of dumpsters. 1
1938 Packard Posted January 12, 2018 Author Posted January 12, 2018 Just now, stilgar said: Blue rare. Also, it isn't that hard to not make a steak look like garbage, but packard found a way. I guess it helps he picks food out of dumpsters. When it's still red inside, it's not burned.
stilgar Posted January 12, 2018 Posted January 12, 2018 Where did I say it looked burnt garbage eater? 1
1938 Packard Posted January 12, 2018 Author Posted January 12, 2018 Just now, stilgar said: Where did I say it looked burnt garbage eater? The black you see is the java rub spice, mon idiot.
Ginguy Posted January 12, 2018 Posted January 12, 2018 20 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: The black you see is the java rub spice. Folgers is not a spice rub.... 1
stilgar Posted January 12, 2018 Posted January 12, 2018 11 minutes ago, stilgar said: Where did I say it looked burnt garbage eater? 1
1938 Packard Posted January 12, 2018 Author Posted January 12, 2018 3 minutes ago, Ginguy said: Folgers is not a spice rub.... It's Weber. Chili pepper, garlic, salt, coffee, onion and a few other things in the mix.
1938 Packard Posted January 12, 2018 Author Posted January 12, 2018 3 minutes ago, stilgar said: You said it looks like garbage, implying that my cooking process is wrong. But, I guess you just don't know how to use the spices.
stilgar Posted January 12, 2018 Posted January 12, 2018 I said it looks like garbage because the entire thing looks like something you pulled out of a dumpster. Also, any steak I make would be 1000 times better than that slop you made. And I won't even need to use shitty weber's "spice" mix. 1
1938 Packard Posted January 12, 2018 Author Posted January 12, 2018 12 minutes ago, stilgar said: I said it looks like garbage because the entire thing looks like something you pulled out of a dumpster. Also, any steak I make would be 1000 times better than that slop you made. And I won't even need to use shitty weber's "spice" mix. What is it about it that resembles garbage?
stilgar Posted January 12, 2018 Posted January 12, 2018 Literal garbage packard fished out of a dumpster at a sleazy Atlantic City Casino. 1
lupin_bebop Posted January 12, 2018 Posted January 12, 2018 Are we entirely sure that isn't a cooked version of Fugg's pussy lips? 1
PhilosipherStoned Posted January 12, 2018 Posted January 12, 2018 I will say one thing. I havent heard of anyone using coffee as a seasoning for steaks before.. 1
SlappyKincaid Posted January 12, 2018 Posted January 12, 2018 2 hours ago, bnmjy said: Um, where are the noodles and gravy? literally this. the fuck kind of masturbating bull is this meal? Aint no beef stroganoff here
SlappyKincaid Posted January 12, 2018 Posted January 12, 2018 3 hours ago, PhilosipherStoned said: I will say one thing. I havent heard of anyone using coffee as a seasoning for steaks before.. coffee in seasoning rubs has been a thing for a few years, it's alright. Not sure how I feel about it, doesn't seem to add much extra sometimes.
PhilosipherStoned Posted January 12, 2018 Posted January 12, 2018 meh. people and their freakin' coffee..
SlappyKincaid Posted January 12, 2018 Posted January 12, 2018 Yeah, i love coffee, but as a beverage, not a seasoning
scoobdog Posted January 12, 2018 Posted January 12, 2018 8 hours ago, 1938 Packard said: The black you see is the java rub spice, mon idiot. Okay, seriously, what kind of shitty cook puts a fucking barbecue rub on stroganoff? Did you accidentally put the burning end of the cigarette down your throat? That has to be the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
scoobdog Posted January 12, 2018 Posted January 12, 2018 7 hours ago, stilgar said: Literal garbage packard fished out of a dumpster at a sleazy Atlantic City Casino. Yeah, well a hobo could prepare a dumpster feast better than this shithead.
TrigunBebop Posted January 12, 2018 Posted January 12, 2018 I was expecting to see beef, noodles, and gravy. I am disappoint.
TrigunBebop Posted January 12, 2018 Posted January 12, 2018 3 minutes ago, Gogo Yubari said: This is beef stroking off. More like beef stroking out. Shit looks sickly. 1
molarbear Posted January 12, 2018 Posted January 12, 2018 Cultural difference. Beef Stroganoff here is butterfly noodles with a sauce and some ground beef mixed in. Dunno if you were doing word play on it whilst posting what appears to be a Steak or if it's just something completely different. I know there are people on these boards who've openly admitted to never having biscuits and gravy for breakfast and that blows my mind. 1
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