1938 Packard Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 Beef strong enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 Another thing you have done wrong 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted January 11, 2018 Author Share Posted January 11, 2018 6 minutes ago, Gogo Yubari said: Another thing you have done wrong Delicious, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 6 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: Delicious, though. You have no sense of smell....Taste is sure to follow......Could you even chew that with your dental prosthetics, because I make a steak you don't even need teeth for 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 1 minute ago, Gogo Yubari said: You have no sense of smell....Taste is sure to follow......Could you even chew that with your dental prosthetics, because I make a steak you don't even need teeth for I got a tube steak you don't need teeth for. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 Just now, That_One_Guy said: I got a tube steak you don't need teeth for. Look man, this is the second advance you've made on me......And while I appreciate the sentiment, I'm simply not into dudes. Try Mochi. PLEASE try Mochi. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, Gogo Yubari said: Look man, this is the second advance you've made on me......And while I appreciate the sentiment, I'm simply not into dudes. Try Mochi. PLEASE try Mochi. Look bro it's ok. It's not gay if you don't like it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted January 11, 2018 Author Share Posted January 11, 2018 3 minutes ago, Gogo Yubari said: You have no sense of smell....Taste is sure to follow......Could you even chew that with your dental prosthetics, because I make a steak you don't even need teeth for That's why I prefer the New York strip, shown here. Very tender, tooth optional. This one looks extra dark because the added spices turn black during cooking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 What dumpster did you steal that shit out of? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted January 11, 2018 Author Share Posted January 11, 2018 Just now, stilgar said: What dumpster did you steal that shit out of? Purchased at the butcher counter, Boom Supermarket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 Is that what they are calling the dumpster at your sleazy casino now? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 26 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: That's why I prefer the New York strip, shown here. Very tender, tooth optional. This one looks extra dark because the added spices turn black during cooking. Yeah, but how many times did you have to press the compactor button to make him it tender? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted January 11, 2018 Author Share Posted January 11, 2018 3 minutes ago, stilgar said: Is that what they are calling the dumpster at your sleazy casino now? No, that's what they are calling one of the supermarkets in this town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted January 11, 2018 Author Share Posted January 11, 2018 Just now, scoobdog said: Yeah, but how many times did you have to press the compactor button to make him it tender? It wasn't in any dumpster. Never had been. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 (edited) 1 minute ago, 1938 Packard said: It wasn't in any dumpster. Never had been. Did you invite him it in for a beer then? That's positively humane. Edited January 11, 2018 by scoobdog 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted January 11, 2018 Author Share Posted January 11, 2018 Just now, scoobdog said: Did you invite him it in for a beer then? That's positively humane. Never heard of a beer drinking bovine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: Never heard of a beer drinking bovine. Me neither. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 Seriously, that looks like it might have been a good steak at one point until someone burned it in a toaster oven. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 6 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: Never heard of a beer drinking bovine. That is because you are an uncultured swine who eats food out of the dumpster. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 Must be a lot of "medium rare" types in here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted January 12, 2018 Author Share Posted January 12, 2018 29 minutes ago, Ginguy said: Seriously, that looks like it might have been a good steak at one point until someone burned it in a toaster oven. The black you see is the java rub spice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted January 12, 2018 Author Share Posted January 12, 2018 28 minutes ago, stilgar said: That is because you are an uncultured swine who eats food out of the dumpster. I don't eat out of dumpsters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 just put it on the rack... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 36 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: Must be a lot of "medium rare" types in here. Blue rare. Also, it isn't that hard to not make a steak look like garbage, but packard found a way. I guess it helps he picks food out of dumpsters. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted January 12, 2018 Author Share Posted January 12, 2018 Just now, stilgar said: Blue rare. Also, it isn't that hard to not make a steak look like garbage, but packard found a way. I guess it helps he picks food out of dumpsters. When it's still red inside, it's not burned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 Where did I say it looked burnt garbage eater? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted January 12, 2018 Author Share Posted January 12, 2018 Just now, stilgar said: Where did I say it looked burnt garbage eater? The black you see is the java rub spice, mon idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 20 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: The black you see is the java rub spice. Folgers is not a spice rub.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 11 minutes ago, stilgar said: Where did I say it looked burnt garbage eater? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted January 12, 2018 Author Share Posted January 12, 2018 3 minutes ago, Ginguy said: Folgers is not a spice rub.... It's Weber. Chili pepper, garlic, salt, coffee, onion and a few other things in the mix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted January 12, 2018 Author Share Posted January 12, 2018 3 minutes ago, stilgar said: You said it looks like garbage, implying that my cooking process is wrong. But, I guess you just don't know how to use the spices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 I said it looks like garbage because the entire thing looks like something you pulled out of a dumpster. Also, any steak I make would be 1000 times better than that slop you made. And I won't even need to use shitty weber's "spice" mix. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted January 12, 2018 Author Share Posted January 12, 2018 12 minutes ago, stilgar said: I said it looks like garbage because the entire thing looks like something you pulled out of a dumpster. Also, any steak I make would be 1000 times better than that slop you made. And I won't even need to use shitty weber's "spice" mix. What is it about it that resembles garbage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 Literally everything fuck face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 The FUCK am I looking at? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 Literal garbage packard fished out of a dumpster at a sleazy Atlantic City Casino. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 Are we entirely sure that isn't a cooked version of Fugg's pussy lips? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 I will say one thing. I havent heard of anyone using coffee as a seasoning for steaks before.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 Um, where are the noodles and gravy? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 2 hours ago, bnmjy said: Um, where are the noodles and gravy? literally this. the fuck kind of masturbating bull is this meal? Aint no beef stroganoff here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 3 hours ago, PhilosipherStoned said: I will say one thing. I havent heard of anyone using coffee as a seasoning for steaks before.. coffee in seasoning rubs has been a thing for a few years, it's alright. Not sure how I feel about it, doesn't seem to add much extra sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 meh. people and their freakin' coffee.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 Yeah, i love coffee, but as a beverage, not a seasoning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 8 hours ago, 1938 Packard said: The black you see is the java rub spice, mon idiot. Okay, seriously, what kind of shitty cook puts a fucking barbecue rub on stroganoff? Did you accidentally put the burning end of the cigarette down your throat? That has to be the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 7 hours ago, stilgar said: Literal garbage packard fished out of a dumpster at a sleazy Atlantic City Casino. Yeah, well a hobo could prepare a dumpster feast better than this shithead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 I was expecting to see beef, noodles, and gravy. I am disappoint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 This is beef stroking off. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 3 minutes ago, Gogo Yubari said: This is beef stroking off. More like beef stroking out. Shit looks sickly. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 Cultural difference. Beef Stroganoff here is butterfly noodles with a sauce and some ground beef mixed in. Dunno if you were doing word play on it whilst posting what appears to be a Steak or if it's just something completely different. I know there are people on these boards who've openly admitted to never having biscuits and gravy for breakfast and that blows my mind. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KreiaDidNothingWrong Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 What the actual fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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