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Skipped out on court


Zenigundam

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I spent $10 on an Uber to take me there, and when I found out that the list of people was like 15 pages long, and that I'd be there until 8pm unless I was called early on, so I dipped out of the courthouse and took two buses, and then walked home. So here I am.

 

I'm not even scared tbh. 15 pages of criminals means that they might never come looking for me. This is all true btw. Also, spent $15 on my way home picking up some Burger King (Buffalo Chicken Melt, 2 for $6 Whoppers, and medium fries)

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you do understand that even thought there was 15 pages, 90% are going to be traffic violations,

 

judge ~ how do you plea?

 

person ~ quilty

 

judge ~ fine $xxx

 

person ~ thank you

 

judge ~ next

 

literally that fast, so, you probably would have been called after lunch break.

 

and now....NOW you have a bench warrent for 2nd time for failure to appear.  i would suggest calling the courts tomorrow.

 

also, if you don't, you won't have to worry about giving up the booze.

 

county has this really cool program.  :|

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no. you really didn't. in fact you did the exact opposite.

 

you know you are going to jail, right? and then the fines. and the license suspension. and then your insurance is going to be sky high.

 

was this all worth it?

 

 

Don't ruin the surprise....  >:D

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you can't be this stupid.

 

unless this whole thing has been a farce ~ which i would be really pissed and will no longer befriend you.

 

so....let me see the ticket.

 

I ripped up the three tickets a month ago in badass fashion, but I have the "official legal notices" they sent me after I missed the first court date. They really don't know where I work, which makes me feel safe haha.

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What's not to believe? I wouldn't look up the actual statutes for the motor vehicle violations I posted in previous threads just to fabricate a story. I want  somebody to tell me that everything's gonna be ok.

It's gonna be okay.......

 

For the cops.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When they come to tale you away. :it:

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