Skinko Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 While wiping your own ass. That really is the benchmark of excellence, I feel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 That really is the skidmark of excellence, I feel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 While wiping your own ass. That really is the benchmark of excellence, I feel. How did you manage that? I have to know...for Science Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 I've accidentally punched myself in the face, so i'm not gonna judge... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 I've accidentally punched myself in the face While wiping your ass? ohno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 I've accidentally punched myself in the face, so i'm not gonna judge... I've done that in my sleep more times than I'd like to admit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 While wiping your own ass. That really is the benchmark of excellence, I feel. if it makes you feel any better I once gave myself a black eye when I woke up....my arm just punched me in the face really hard by itself as I woke up and I still to this day have no idea why or how Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pail Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 While wiping your own ass. That really is the benchmark of excellence, I feel. Rag and a stick brah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 While wiping your ass? ohno > yew bastid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 > yew bastid someone made a funneh towards you and I laughed at your expense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 someone made a funneh towards you and I laughed at your expense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 I'll pass but a funneh was met with a funneh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 I'll pass but a funneh was met with a funneh, slick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 I've done the 'almost kicking yourself in the balls' sitting cross-legged, thankfully just the almost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 im a stand to wipe kinda person...but I also have a bad back....so this one time I stood up caused a nerve to pinch, my back started spasming...I finished yes...but I could not stand up straight...I had to use the wall and pray I made it to my car cause fuckin PUBLIC... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 While wiping your own ass. That really is the benchmark of excellence, I feel. Not when you're using the portable toilet down inside of the center console of a boat, and the only light in there is dim as fuck, and it's used as the net&anchor ball storage closet... |:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnimationFan14 Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 If you use sandpaper as a substitute for toilet paper it's much easier to injure yourself during an ass wiping session I uh heard it from a friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 If you use sandpaper as a substitute for toilet paper it's much easier to injure yourself during an ass wiping session I uh heard it from a friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 Did you go in to deep? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnimationFan14 Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 Did you go in to deep? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 I've elbowed the bathroom counter a few times. Nothing a couple seconds of cursing can't fix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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