It takes a lot of skill to injure yourself...

[Skinko]

While wiping your own ass. That really is the benchmark of excellence, I feel.

[Bouvre]

That really is the skidmark of excellence, I feel.

[molarbear]

While wiping your own ass. That really is the benchmark of excellence, I feel.

 

How did you manage that?  I have to know...for Science

[Mix]

I've accidentally punched myself in the face, so i'm not gonna judge...

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

I've accidentally punched myself in the face

 

While wiping your ass?  ohno

[molarbear]

I've accidentally punched myself in the face, so i'm not gonna judge...

 

I've done that in my sleep more times than I'd like to admit

[mochi]

While wiping your own ass. That really is the benchmark of excellence, I feel.

if it makes you feel any better I once gave myself a black eye when I woke up....my arm just punched me in the face really hard by itself as I woke up and I still to this day have no idea why or how

[pail]

While wiping your own ass. That really is the benchmark of excellence, I feel.

 

Rag and a stick brah.

[Mix]

While wiping your ass?  ohno

 

>

 

yew bastid

 

[molarbear]

>

 

yew bastid

 

someone made a funneh towards you and I laughed at your expense

[Mix]

someone made a funneh towards you and I laughed at your expense

 

[molarbear]

I'll pass but a funneh was met with a funneh

[Mix]

I'll pass but a funneh was met with a funneh, slick

 

[viperxmns]

I've done the 'almost kicking yourself in the balls' sitting cross-legged, thankfully just the almost

[Still Me]

im a stand to wipe kinda person...but I also have a bad back....so this one time I stood up caused a nerve to pinch, my back started spasming...I finished yes...but I could not stand up straight...I had to use the wall and pray I made it to my car cause fuckin PUBLIC...

[Rogue_Alphonse]

While wiping your own ass. That really is the benchmark of excellence, I feel.

 

Not when you're using the portable toilet down inside of the center console of a boat, and the only light in there is dim as fuck, and it's used as the net&anchor ball storage closet... |::

[AnimationFan14]

If you use sandpaper as a substitute for toilet paper it's much easier to injure yourself during an ass wiping session

 

I uh heard it from a friend

[DragonSinger]

If you use sandpaper as a substitute for toilet paper it's much easier to injure yourself during an ass wiping session

 

I uh heard it from a friend

 

[Ric]

Did you go in to deep?

[AnimationFan14]

Did you go in to deep?

 

[Sieg67]

I've elbowed the bathroom counter a few times.

Nothing a couple seconds of cursing can't fix.