Skinko Posted August 16, 2017 Author Posted August 16, 2017 Lol They often say that comedy + hunger = time
Skinko Posted August 16, 2017 Author Posted August 16, 2017 They often say that comedy + hunger = time I feel like I might have done that backwards.
NaBarney Posted August 16, 2017 Posted August 16, 2017 A dollar is easy to come by in that situation. It's just that you can't do shit with a dollar. I can send you $5.
Skinko Posted August 16, 2017 Author Posted August 16, 2017 A dollar is easy to come by in that situation. It's just that you can't do shit with a dollar. I can send you $5. That would be great. Also, I can stretch the fuck out of a dollar. But I literally can not procure one single dollar.
Sawdamizer Posted August 16, 2017 Posted August 16, 2017 That would be great. Also, I can stretch the fuck out of a dollar. But I literally can not procure one single dollar. People don't pay monies for blowies anymore?
André Toulon Posted August 16, 2017 Posted August 16, 2017 Place a $1 bet on Floydcon ending in a double knockout.......You'll have a chance at like $999,999,999.
NaBarney Posted August 16, 2017 Posted August 16, 2017 That would be great. Also, I can stretch the fuck out of a dollar. But I literally can not procure one single dollar. What's your PayPal or VenMo? Maybe other people will feel inclined to donate also. I know bouvre made a thread asking for money recently, he made one of those gofundme's that are better than gofundme because they don't take any cut of donations. Not sure how much $ people from here donated though.
Skinko Posted August 16, 2017 Author Posted August 16, 2017 People don't pay monies for blowies anymore? Maybe, but the kind of people who would pay for a blowie are not the kind of people I would blow. Especially since I'm not using the money for anything exciting, like meth or heroin. I just want to eat.
Skinko Posted August 16, 2017 Author Posted August 16, 2017 What's your PayPal or VenMo? Maybe other people will feel inclined to donate also. I know bouvre made a thread asking for money recently, he made one of those gofundme's that are better than gofundme because they don't take any cut of donations. Not sure how much $ people from here donated though. I don't have either of those things. I'm not even entirely sure what they are. Is it an online non-bank bank account? I guess I could look into it, but we'll see.
Skinko Posted August 16, 2017 Author Posted August 16, 2017 Place a $1 bet on Floydcon ending in a double knockout.......You'll have a chance at like $999,999,999. I'm pretty sure I just got done saying that I don't have even a dollar.
NaBarney Posted August 16, 2017 Posted August 16, 2017 I don't have either of those things. I'm not even entirely sure what they are. Is it an online non-bank bank account? I guess I could look into it, but we'll see. Do u have a debit card?
Skinko Posted August 16, 2017 Author Posted August 16, 2017 Panhandle. You won't get arrested for it. No. I'm never, ever doing that.
Skinko Posted August 16, 2017 Author Posted August 16, 2017 Do u have a debit card? I have an AmEx prepaid card I got at Walmart. It has six cents on it.
NaBarney Posted August 16, 2017 Posted August 16, 2017 No. I'm never, ever doing that. Well no wonder getting a dollar is killing you. You're not going to just find one.
NaBarney Posted August 16, 2017 Posted August 16, 2017 I have an AmEx prepaid card I got at Walmart. It has six cents on it. Is it reloadable? Get either VenMo or PayPal and link your card to it. Then people can send you money, it'll just take a few days to get put on your card.
Still Me Posted August 16, 2017 Posted August 16, 2017 Is it reloadable? Get either VenMo or PayPal and link your card to it. Then people can send you money, it'll just take a few days to get put on your card. you could also western union or money gram via mobile...but for $5 it's not worth it
Still Me Posted August 16, 2017 Posted August 16, 2017 I have an AmEx prepaid card I got at Walmart. It has six cents on it. baby id give you money if I had it...I have $20 in my wallet but that's gas for next week...you should hit me up next Thursday
1938 Packard Posted August 16, 2017 Posted August 16, 2017 Panhandle. You won't get arrested for it. Probably end up in a fight over a hot corner.
lupin_bebop Posted August 16, 2017 Posted August 16, 2017 Yeah, it does suck. I've been there before. It's not fun for anyone. All of mine are spoken for, too.
naraku360 Posted August 16, 2017 Posted August 16, 2017 Maybe, but the kind of people who would pay for a blowie are not the kind of people I would blow. Fine. I guess I'll take my business elsewhere.
StarPanda Posted August 16, 2017 Posted August 16, 2017 Don't worry dude we will all get nuked soon enough just hang in there
PhilosipherStoned Posted August 16, 2017 Posted August 16, 2017 That would be great. Also, I can stretch the fuck out of a dollar. But I literally can not procure one single dollar. How do you stretch a dollar? 4 ramen noodle packs, and maybe a stick a gum? That might even be pushing it.
Skinko Posted August 16, 2017 Author Posted August 16, 2017 How do you stretch a dollar? 4 ramen noodle packs, and maybe a stick a gum? That might even be pushing it. I can get four ramen and a honey bun with a dollar. Or two honey buns. Or eight ramen. If I'm crazy lucky and I have an extra dime, I could get something from BK's dollar menu. Speaking of fast food, you know where a great place is to find change? On the ground in front of the drive-thru windows. Especially on Fridays. Oddly, Saturday nights are less fruitful than almost every other day of the week.
Naraku4656 Posted August 16, 2017 Posted August 16, 2017 if you send me your paypal information i'll kick you $20
PhilosipherStoned Posted August 16, 2017 Posted August 16, 2017 The cheapest I can find ramen here is around a quarter I think. I know I have seen it cheaper. What's good on the BK dollar menu anything?
SwimOdin Posted August 16, 2017 Posted August 16, 2017 I never come near dollars, it gets awkward at checkout.
Skinko Posted August 17, 2017 Author Posted August 17, 2017 The cheapest I can find ramen here is around a quarter I think. I know I have seen it cheaper. What's good on the BK dollar menu anything? There's a shitty little corner that has them 2 for a quarter. BK has a spicy chicken sandwich for a dollar. It's small but it's tasty.
1938 Packard Posted August 17, 2017 Posted August 17, 2017 When you're homeless and between jobs. :barf: Are you?
NaBarney Posted August 17, 2017 Posted August 17, 2017 if you send me your paypal information i'll kick you $20 Post ur PayPal skiles, damn You got at least $25 waiting.
EmpressAngel Posted August 17, 2017 Posted August 17, 2017 Dude, PM me. I'll email you a BK gift card. Get you multiple chicken sandwiches.
fuggnificent Posted August 17, 2017 Posted August 17, 2017 i get paid every thursday. how do i donate?
fuggnificent Posted August 17, 2017 Posted August 17, 2017 pm me for monies. gonna go takes medicines.
Skinko Posted August 17, 2017 Author Posted August 17, 2017 Post ur PayPal skiles, damn You got at least $25 waiting. Dude, up until today, I wasn't even sure what PayPal really was. I always assumed it was like a Bitcoin thing or whatever... I am not smrt. Give me a day to get it set up. My access to actual computers is a bit limited at the moment, as you might imagine.
NaBarney Posted August 17, 2017 Posted August 17, 2017 There's an app btw or u can do it on ur phone browser
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