Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 I don't. S: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Simple as that folks. Is that really a t-shirt. (Googles furiously) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Yeah, I would wear it.... but lets be real.... everyone knows I live by this system already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Yeah, I would wear it.... but lets be real.... everyone knows I live by this system already. But, you would wear it so when she asks you can say: "I'm wearing it to keep the rest of them away, babe." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Simple as that folks. Nothing like a good co-dependent relationship to complicate your world with paternity suits and bogus rape charges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Nothing like a good co-dependent relationship to complicate your world with paternity suits and bogus rape charges. To be fair, you look like a rapist even without the shirt. No own would know you have a shrivelled dick just by looking at you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 I look cute and smile. Well sometimes i dont smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted August 7, 2017 Author Share Posted August 7, 2017 just use the fuggz tractor beam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Top Gun Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 I don't. S: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Got a husband with a ridiculous sex drive, is what I did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Wut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Nothing like a good co-dependent relationship to complicate your world with paternity suits and bogus rape charges. The cognitive dissonance in this post is so delicious I'm going save some and have it later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 The cognitive dissonance in this post is so delicious I'm going save some and have it later. I'm sure a lot of the guys in the county lock up feel the same way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 I'm sure a lot of the guys in the county lock up feel the same way. It took some reach to make that post......The little boys you give behind the back handies to must be hung. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 I'm sure a lot of the guys in the county lock up feel the same way. He would know because he's black, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 He would know because he's black, right? I didn't say anything about black or white. I'm just talking about people who invite trouble by putting the wrong organs in charge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 I didn't say anything about black or white. I'm just talking about people who invite trouble by putting the wrong organs in charge. But you were thinking it, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 But you were thinking it, right? The idea didn't even cross my mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 The idea didn't even cross my mind. So coy..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 You should take the Zenigundam?[/member] approach to getting laid: Don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 I don't even remember what that is, much less how to get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted August 8, 2017 Author Share Posted August 8, 2017 I don't even remember what that is, much less how to get it. I think I am gonna petition uncle sam for it- maybe if I put it a request at the social service office I will get some public sex workers to service me free of charge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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