AUGH.
*British schoolteacher voice* HOW CAN YOU HAVE YOUR PUDDING IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR MEAT? IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR MEAT HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING?!?
Christmas shopping as a kid: "I WANT THIS AND THIS AND THIS AND-"
Christmas shopping now: "Give me a gift card and about 15 minutes. I'll come up with something."