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I blew the picture up and I still don't know what's going on in that logo on the wall.

oh that'll go well

I think they finally just recently realized "Okay, they're paying these famous people to say troubling shit they don't know about, we probably need to watch for that?"

Nobody can judge you except God and the people at the Chinese buffet on Christmas Day.

I saw a great burn on some other website yesterday. They were talking about all the scouts that thought Lamar Jackson should be a WR in the NFL and someone replied "It's just incredible that the most productive wide receiver in college football would turn out to be really good at throwing the football to his fellow wide receivers."

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Good lord that sounds incredible😆

*Real Men of Genius song from the old Bud Light commercials starts playing*

DANCE DANCE WE'RE FALLING APART TILL HALFTIME

My brother went in the bathroom to trim his mustache and came out with, uh, less eyebrows. Why would someone do this without, like, an MTV camera crew following them?!?

What's that old saying? "Better to stay silent and have everyone think you're a fucking herb then speak and confirm their suspicions?"

I got a coworker a couple of bathroom mats that she wanted. My secret Santa got me a Wal-Mart gift card, a bag of Hershey's minatures, and some cashews. She put this in like 5 different boxes but that's besides the point.