Good news for everyone who's thought "Why does he keep posting about pro wrestling, doesn't he know it's stupid?"
After seeing the end of Raw, Smackdown, and Hell In A Cell I can safely say the most well-known wresting company agrees with you!
I don't know about Hot Tamales, but I absolutely agree with you on the other two.
Only thing about DOTs is it's harder to just buy a bag of just them instead of having to deal with a bag of Tootsie Rolls that also happens to have DOTs.