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"Goldberg will now face Braun Strowman for the Universal Title at Wrestlemania!" That's it, that's the announcement.

"Hear me out. What if we took the trays we use inside and put the drive-thru orders on them and handed it to people that way?" "...YOU'RE A FUCKING GENIUS!!!"

MVP Baseball 05 is the best baseball game. Change my mind.

I'll admit to being curious about it, I loved Saving Private Ryan.

That was the plot of The Slap, right?

B O N K

Just think of how much more toilet paper you can buy now!

lol

Perhaps Smackdown tonight would be a good time for WWE to tell people who don't following wrestling sites that Roman Reigns is playing the role of Sir Not Appearing In This Picture at WrestleMania: THE ARISTOCRATS! ?

One of the news sites here had a headline today: But Governor, who will shop at Dillard's when everyone's dead?

I think part of the problem is that they are asking people who have grown up being able to do what they want when they want to do neither of those things. Some people can retrain themselves to do that for a little bit and some are like "But I still want to go to the beach and the beach was open so *pfft*"

Maybe the real self depreciation was the friends we made along the way.

So he flipped like 10 things?

I forget the name of it right now, but there's a scientific idea that in times of crisis you are more likely to be aware of individual events than the actual time at which those events occur. Which for me is like "Oh, yesterday was Thursday because I watched Brooklyn Nine-Nine last night."

I'm in a state that hasn't done a stay at home order yet, which is either "clever" or "only not stupid because someone else's governor thought asymptomatic people couldn't spread the virus. somehow."