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UnevenEdge

Seight

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  1. I feel like you're misunderstanding the concept of "single"
  2. Here I was thinking "You know, I'm nothing like those doomsday preppers" when it turns out I'd been training for this national moment since I graduated college.
  3. Fun fact about tortoises: LORGE.
  4. I have something that I got last night called *checks* Cobblestone Bread Co. Kaiser Rolls
  5. China crimes! CHRIMES! I'll see myself out.
  6. I watched Detective Pikachu yesterday. It was better than I was expecting.
  7. My favorite type of trade, in any sport, is the one where the computers say "nah that's stupid."
  8. Who was the first of our ancestors to go "What if I ate the thing that chicken just pooped out?"
  9. I mean, they're not dead man. Wait, are they? FUCK! *checks Twitter* ...I mean, they're not dead man.
  10. We're all to an extent dying but not nearly fast enough
  11. The role of toilet paper in tonight's show will be played by two packages of 250 paper napkins. (No but for real, if all the Waffle Houses start running reduced hours that is how we will know we are well and truly fucked)
  12. https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/28906786/nfl-players-approve-new-cba-2030
  13. I have to tell you A) This reads like if Seanbaby wrote movie reviews and B) That is the highest level of praise I can give.
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