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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Right, and how much money per year would that take to feed them? Would it be from Putin's wealth or would "big cat provisions" be a line item in the national budget? The whole concept falls apart with enough scrutiny (which is to say any scrutiny.)

GIANT. GOOGLY. EYES.

The worst thing about that is he's either going to die/infect others or he's going to be a Florida state Senator in 15 years and there is no middle ground.

This thread is now about whether Charmed was a show about witches that played to fetishes or a fetish show about witches.

Then explain to the people how we shouldn't take everything in The Bible at its exact value because it doesn't ONCE mention manatees!

nice

See, I wouldn't fall for this because I'd ask "So does Putin own the lions himself or is he renting them or?" And the person who made the hoax would be like

they did surgery on a strawberry

I have a full beard and last week at Walmart the cashier asked if I was in my 20s when I said it was my birthday.

GOD I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN

I can't tell if this is worst-case scenario or best-case scenario honestly.

Oh god, that means the Karens are only going to get worse

Can't it be both?

This is the quality internet content I crave.

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My dad told me once he was about 40 when he learned someone could use "I'm hungover" as an excuse to not come to work that day.