Seight

Wait, I thought of another problem. If you live in an apartment complex or something like that, what would stop a clever person who knows how much pizza costs from swooping in when the alarm sounds and just taking your pizza for themselves?

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Nobody knows. Well, somebody probably knows but it ain't me.

At least two or three of those, yes.

I saw that episode of Dark Side of the RIng. Someone else online said "John Stossel is the biggest asshole in a story exclusively populated by assholes."

Eggo is not ideal, but it is an option.

*SYNTH-POP INTENSIFIES*

Just by looking at the angle I can tell that dog's jelly.

On a semi-related note, ever since the beginning of These Uncertain Times *sad piano* the two good commercials have been "The Progressive people don't know how to use Zoom" and "Dave Bautista implies that you have to wear pants to buy Smirnoff but once you get home that's up to you."

huehuehue

They could call it a "horne." Or something.

Our mission is clear. We must steal the Redditors. *dramatic sting*

You telling me TMZ lied? no. ... no.