Seight

I was actually talking to my dad last night and I told him "You know, I started classes for a Bachelor's in Business Administration when the Subprime bubble popped and now I'm looking for a new job in the middle of a global pandemic. DON'T I HAVE SUCH IMPECCABLE TIMING?"

Oh yeah, there would definitely be changes to the way I live now. Definitely >__________>

You know you can just trick yourself, right?

"The name Cheerios implies the existence of a large Cherri."

OH HELL NO

The guy who's gonna have to choke a bitch, maybe. Keep up.

https://www.espn.com/auto/story/_/id/28897931/nascar-postpones-atlanta-homestead-races AND VINCE MCMAHON WINS AGAIN!!!1!

It's a battle between NASCAR and WWE to be the first to outright say "But we get more TV money if we keep going during this."

That's just play-testing. If the conversation doesn't sound good in the bathroom by yourself, it really won't if you ask other people about it.

MASTER CYLINDER!

well if you do it wrong. or right. I mean what?

I have the utmost confidence Vince will be the one to say the quiet part out loud about not wanting to cancel because there's too much money involved now that March Madness has been cancelled.

If I were a bad comedian I would simply not use the fact that Rome is burning to prove I was bad to people.

Shave flames into it and when someone asks about it go "I don't know what you mean."

Yes, the idea of closing off all of non-Anglo-Saxon Europe and making testing free (but maybe not treatment?) totally makes me sure that we're not going to end up dying horribly. Totally.

You think he'll live that long?