Skiles

You should give me a piggyback ride. For science, of course. Not like it's not my kink or anything... heh, heh...

That's fairly accurate. I figured it could've symbolized the weight I'm carrying in regards to a recent health thing, but that also makes sense. I should read up more on dream meaning. It's one of the few pseudo-sciences that I feel has some legitimacy.

I'm naming him Hingle McCringleberry.

I was just walking around doing normal dream shit, nothing weird at first. But then a guy comes up to me and says, "I don't understand this." And I was like, "What?" And then he climbs up my back and onto my shoulders in a piggyback ride position. And I spent the rest of the dream trying to just do normal shit, except there was a grown man sitting on my shoulders.

When people get hit by cars because they do dumb shit, I attribute it to natural selection doing its work.

A "because" answer to a "who" question. Now that's bold.

Can we make a TV show with Fuggs as a one-person panel, and various people coming in and explaining memes to her? That would be fun.

Nobody: Truly nobody: Not a single soul: Zeni:

Everyone knows it was dentist #6 that was the piece of shit in the bunch.

To my left is my dog's ass. But you don't get to see that. That's just for me.

Double or Nothing So the AEW T-shirt company finally had their wrestling PPV, Double or Nothing. I thought it was a really good show overall. No stinker matches, great character work. Stuff looks set up for TV in October. My match of the night was Cody/Dustin. I thought that match was absolutely perfect. Dustin bled, and I'm not always a fan of that, but for this match, I think it was necessary. The post-match moment was wonderful. I choked up a little bit. Bucks/Lucha Bros. was good, but went on a little longer than it needed. JerichOmega was just fine, and accomplished what it needed to accomplish. What were your thoughts on it, marks?

LOOK AT THIS BUG THAT I JUST FOUND

That's not normal at all, dude. You're a freak.

Aww, c'mon man. Let the poor bastard rest in peace. He was actually a pretty legit player. Then he blew the World Series playing for Boston (who already thought they were cursed) and he got wrecked for it. Thankfully, when the Sox finally broke the 86-year drought, they invited him back to Fenway, he was cheered, he threw out the first pitch, etc. "hey Bill, uh, remember how we were irrational as fuck and tried to ruin your very existence over a sports mishap that one time? Gee, we sure are sorry, pal. But we won now, so we forgive you."

And they didn't adhere to the laws of physics so they just sort of floated around?

No, give it to me. I was homeless once. Haven't you ever heard of giving to the needy?

I was really shitfaced one time and made a thread in IB that got me banned. Actually, it was two coinciding threads. So that was pretty sweet.

Damn this confounded technology.

Let me know here, y'all! Also I'm sorry I called you guys motherfuckers that one time.

bisexual but i dunno why thats relevant

thx i try to post factual things

Oh yeah, Disney+. Well, maybe I'll never see it unless someone brings over the DVD... They still make DVDs, right?

there is a 4 see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4 i dunno why you guys dont believe in it becuase its real

I'll probably see it when it ends up on Netflix or something. I just don't have the energy to go to the movies lately, because of things going on, but it looked good.

Actually, that's not true. Monegasque people live forever. I think there are people in Monaco that are millions of years old.