Skiles

It's not that I'm a dick, although I certainly can be. It's that this place doesn't have any value to me on a personal level. There are people from the old boards that I'm actually friends with, and I very much care about those folks. But the rest of you, I could take or leave. I'm way past the point of feeling like "we're all one big family here!" Nah, fuck that.

Rean Tain and Cara Deid?

Cean Dain and Rara Teid?

Why does it make perfect sense that Dean Cain and Tara Reid are the stars of this movie?

Can't vouch for them personally. But I used to take Hydroxyzine, and it was pretty cool.

Oh, I think even among mass-produced cookies, there are a shit ton of way better cookies. I would take every type of Girl Scout cookies over Oreos any day of the week.

Stupid compooper.

Yeah, I saw Madonna Eating a fried banana Out the dumpster behind the Benihana in Little Tijuana I thought she was working the corner Now the coroner's explaining to my daughter Why her father has just been slaughtered By a former pop star in Florida

If you sat down and made a comprehensive list of the top 25 best cookies in the world, there's no chance Oreos cracks that list.

I would never, ever come back here if I realized I have someone that I'm gonna be with for the rest of my life. I don't care if they went out of town for a week. I'd be like, "Nope, still not going to the boards to hang out with those nerds."

Wait, so you have an actual real-life relationship and you're wasting time here? Get outta here, dude! Go actually live!

You feel good now, but wait until the diarrhea sets in.

I used to get hit on a lot at karaoke. Usually I was too drunk to realize it, but I did make out with a girl once on the patio at one of the bars. So that was pretty cool. It's funny to think of how many blowjobs I unwittingly passed up on.

I don't like how learned that reference is for this message board.

Literally no one on Earth is thinking about you that much, you arrogant twat.

I'm sure some vital memory or piece of information was deleted from my brain to make room for that fact. So that's great.

Sure, I get that. I'm for that. But shit, man... Come up with a better one, y'know?

Mine has fewer syllables. Makes for a better comedic delivery. I just realized, this entire conversation would be a good fit for that meme with the two guys arguing, by the way.

Jewshi is a more concise pun, fool!

If you eat Jewish people raw like sushi, that's Jewshi.

Well, you have to make sure they're cooked thoroughly. Can't risk getting salmonella, y'know?

This is the most Packard-esque thing I've ever posted.

When you eat it, an hour later you're hungry... for POWER.

She is definitely not a good girl. As I stated above, she's kind of an asshole. But it's not her fault or our fault. We did the best we could. She has past trauma. But we love her to death.

Isn't he a Florida man? Because I would rather date an actual space alien than fuck around with anyone from Florida. Bucket is a cool guy tho.