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Now that is a very specific name. You could've named it Croc: Legend of the Gobbos.

Give it time. We're THEY'RE luring you into a false sense of security.

They're onto you. They're in a cult and they're going to seduce you into it by being like "Oh hey, you like balloons too, so I found you on IG! Isn't that random? Anyway, have you ever considered building a rocket ship to fly to Jesus when the nuclear apocalypse happens?" It happens every time.

Cut to three years from now, when I can barely walk because my back has given out. I'll probably still have my vision though. Suck it, you old bastards!

Post nudes. Gotta keep those bots happy.

Do I wanna look at a queen's peaches 100 times? Not really. I don't have for that.

I see what you did there. But Daisy is a dog, not a video game.

What? I laugh at my dog's prat falls all the time.

Well, see ya later.

But she came up short, fell backwards and landed on her back. She was physically fine, but I think I hurt her feelings because I laughed so hard at her.

I think I did, but it wasn't related to Trump's victory. I also ejaculated when Hurricane Katrina happened.

That's a really cool idea. Mega Man is one of those games that I'm really bad at, but I still love because it's great.

Dude, I need to be more creative with my thread titles.

Yes you can! I keep saying, the animated series got close, design-wise. It just needs to be more modern, because 80's "cartoon manly" is not the same as 2019 "cartoon manly." You just make him a clear adult, give him a little bit of stubble, a stronger jaw, and some mesmerizing blue eyes. Boom.

Yeah you do. You want it. You just don't know it yet.

Well, that's because Dairy Queen is only good when you're drunk. Also, if you're driving drunk, fuck you. If you aren't, disregard this entire line of words.

I feel you, bro. My allergies are pretty heinous when they're at their worst. And they're year-round as well. Shit sucks. Take some Benadryl and let that wave of expulsion happen as it takes effect. Then take a nice little drug-induced nap.

Yes.

Mommy told me soap is the devil's cum.

I can't tell how good my ass is. It looks like it pops out a bit, but my back is basically a pretzel, what with the kyphosis and such. So it's hard to judge. Besides the size, it's mostly smooth, except for around the mouth of the cave.

Inexplicably, my vision is pretty darn good. But according to my genetics, the time for glasses is coming.

Whew... thanks, friend. I was afraid I'd have no way of expressing to people that I do not, in fact, watch Game of Thrones.

I guess maybe SS Link looks like AS Link as a teenager. Also, that expression is similar to the expression I had while playing Skyward Sword. Blank, emotionless, and with a thousand-yard stare.

Why is there no option for people who don't watch Game of Thrones? How will I be able to tell the world that I don't watch Game of Thrones?

Yeah, OOT Link is still kinda pretty. Animated Series Link is sort of more what I was imagining. But ideally he would be more modernized.