Skiles

I'M YELLING AND PEOPLE DON'T USE PUNCTUATION WHEN THEY YELL IN TEXT

She lives on an island thousands of miles from here, off the coast of space.

IT'S CALLED A BEARD STOP RUINING MY COVER

She's reeeaally real.

That song makes me angry for some reason. It's not a very good song. I can't fathom how popular it was at the time, and it did not age well at all. And it's used so often. Montages on TV shows, commercials, etc. And every time I hear it, I get really annoyed.

Don't even act like you didn't have to Google "fatigue" to make sure you spelled it right.

Yeah, they're pretty cool. Except my dog hates all men, and she's a little bit racist. But she's a sweetheart once you get to know her.

If my female dog suddenly had a boner, it would be very disconcerting.

Come to think of it, I think every cat I've ever known has had an overbite.

It works. She gets more food from us than she probably should.

It's not apparent in this picture, because she only sticks her little teeth out when she watches us eat. But here's Daisy.

Can you cum on that?

Is when we're eating and she's staring at us, waiting for a bite of human food. And then it's very, very noticeable. And it's adorable.

Fuckin' waiting for the sweet embrace of death.

June 27, 2017. That's a serious answer too, by the way.

Well first, it's "an era," not "a era." Second, the Switch is actually pretty legit. After the shit show that was Wii U, they stepped up their game.

It's a bummer. But hey, I still gotta live my life. Which is why I'm here, on an internet message board.

Remember like a month ago when I was like "Man, my allergies sure are kicking my ass!" I miss those days.

That’s a weird name for a doggo.

It’s even better if you do it the opposite of their actual gender. “This is my dog, Sir Ruffington. She’s very pretty.”

Even more so than it normally does.

That was never, ever, ever a thing.

I liked that video. TWRP and Daniel Avidaniel are a match made in Heaven.

It's a wayward pube.

That's great. I have to admit, though... I read this as "I'm making logs" and I was like, "Fuck yeah, let's talk about dumps!"