Skiles

These are the questions that need answered.

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA

Yeah, but then sometimes you lose your job because other people don't know how to be adults. So you have to try to do it the right way. Because someone has to be an adult. If management doesn't do anything about it, and you can't deal with whatever the issue is, time to find a new job. It sucks, but it be like that sometimes.

Or are your knees the knuckles of your legs?

I mean, that's definitely the passive-aggressive way to go about it lol. I wouldn't recommend it if it's a situation where only you could be the one that did it, though. Yeah, unfortunately, the looming issue of HR always prevents you from really getting the point across on things like this.

New Yawk, Bahsten, Phiwwy, and New Joisey.

PUERNO

Puerno Rico and Amy Rica star in the most patriotic lesbian porn you've ever seen.

Yeah, fuck that raisin.

Actually, the better option would be to talk to a manager about it, so they can handle it instead of you. If you approach the topic, that's an unnecessary awkward moment that could affect your time at work more than it already it. Plus, if you go straight to the person, THEY could go to management and cite "abuse in the workplace" or some bullshit and try to get you fired. Not worth it. Take it to management, and keep taking it to management until a conversation happens. If it's really bad enough that you can't deal, and nothing is being done, tell your manager you mean to leave if you're not taken out of this offensive situation. I know, a lot of people are gonna be like, "NAH MAN THAT'S BITCH. JUST TELL THE FUCKER HE SMELLS BAD." But my suggestion is actually the correct way to go about it.

Never trust people who pronounce the place they're from incorrectly. That includes "Baldamore."

Puerno.

That's not an applicable response. I win this argument.

I implore you to tell me anything on YouTube that's not garbage. Spoiler: you can't because if it wasn't garbage it wouldn't be on YouTube.

I just wanted to talk about famous Blacks, and you just had to make it about race...

Only real Black people pls.

How could I forget the single greatest artist of this generation. I'm wrought with shame.

Depends on what you mean by garbage. I watch a lot of content that no one would consider high art, but it's fucking YouTube, who cares. It's not there to be cinematically genius. It's YouTube.

Because I'm an idiot savant when it comes to pro sports. I don't remember what I had for dinner three days ago, but you bet your ass I remember Chuck Knoblaugh batted .341 in 1996.

All three of the first Blacks I named are hilarious in their own ways.

Basically he's the guy who gets the crowd pumped up for the headliner, and he also keeps them going while the headliner is in the back changing, or having a drink, or taking a piss, or whatever they might be doing. Flavor Flav is the greatest hype man ever.

How could I ever forget such an okay pitcher, and a very decent manager?

THAT ISN'T A REAL PERSON!!!! Sorry, I didn't mean to yell.

I mean, I'm not saying he's a stand-up guy or anything, but he's still well-known from being in Three 6 Mafia.

Jack Black, Lewis Black, Michael Ian Black, Clint Black, Crunchy Black, Bud Black, and many more.