Skiles

I'm absolutely convinced there are six Mexican songs.

Socks aren't for fucking, silly. They're for wearing! Maybe that's why you need new ones.

I'm absolutely convinced that there are only five Mexican songs. Three of them are polka songs, and the other two are reggaeton. You will never convince me otherwise.

Celebrating the 20 year anniversary of you asking me this question.

But will you reciprocate the flavor?

You had her taken out, didn't you?

There is only one human being that I've ever genuinely hoped dead in my life. That's my sister's paternal relative, because of the way he treated my sister and my mom, and the way he spoke about our family, for nearly 20 years. There might have been a very slight chance of reconciliation at some point, but when my mom died, none of us ever recieved a single word of condolence from Shitstain. So that, on top of the verbal abuse, and what he's said to her and to us, made him a personal enemy of mine. I'm too much of a wimp to ever shoot or stab anyone, but if I ever cross paths with him again, I am absolutely going to beat the shit out of him. He'd better pray to whatever God he thinks will forgive him that I don't have a large blunt instrument nearby, with which to cave his fucking skull in. And I promise you, with all of my heart and soul, that despite all of my own health issues, I WILL outlive him, and I WILL visit his grave and piss on it. If I'm in a coma, I'll make sure someone unhooks my piss bag and empties it on top of that cunt's grave, if need be.

I JUST WANT YOU TO LIVE YOUR BEST LIFE

I don't even like having fast food in my car, because it smells like fries for like 73 days. Never mind eating in there, because then it smells even more, and also crumbs everywhere. Gross. What are you, an animal? Are you in such dire straits that you can't even let the burger sit until you get home? Dude, eat inside, or eat at home. C'mon now.

I was thinking about firing up some Case Closed later tonight, but my body can't handle long nights right now. So Japanime Sunday will have to be a thing.

Wait, you poop in the toilet? That's pretty weird. I exclusively shit in pizza boxes.

If you hit Pride Moth with a swatter, that's literally gay bashing.

Pooping in a pizza box?

That's pretty metal.

And who made your boat? Gucci himself? Does Gucci even make boats? Who knows? YOU... You know, you rich bastard.

This is the balloon fetish equivalent of "I don't date black guys."

I meant to put "in a cool way" but derped. Anyway, yeah, he seems like a nice guy. Going through a lot of tough shit can either make you a bitter asshole, or you can go the exact opposite way.

This is the new sick verse for @PhilosipherStoned on his next album.

I could go into the primary reason time travel movies are usually inherently unrealistic. But sticking to the question at hand, I would probably just go back and see bands I like perform live in their prime. Journey in 1982, Rush in 1983, Def Leppard in 1987, Michael Bolton in 1992 (shut up), Nirvana in 1993, and so on.

He's very weird, but in a way. I attribute that to just being an artist. His speech he gave when he got his hands and feet imprinted at the Chinese Theatre was really cool.

My post is so doubled right now.

Of course you wouldn't. And you shouldn't. It's a message board. None of this should be meaningful to you.

I think I'll stick around for now.

UGH, we get it, you're so rich, you OWN your own pond. Stop bragging already.