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  1. Skiles
    I've been going around French kissing strangers. Just doing my part to cull the herd a bit.
  2. Skiles
    Well, there's your problem right there. As soon as you watch The Mandalorian, bitches are gonna be breaking the door DAHN to get into your pants.
  3. Skiles
    Although I have done the sex a few times, I've never really been in what I would call a "real" relationship, per se.
  4. Skiles
    Smoke a bong full of Fruit Loops and go back to bed.
  5. Skiles
    That's an interesting one. At least it's a high energy song, I guess.
  6. Skiles
    If you want porn opening gold, look up "Lemon Stealing Whores." It's fucking hilarious.
  7. Skiles
    Go on.
  8. Skiles
    That game introduced me to "Amos Moses" by Jerry Reed. That song rips.
  9. Skiles
    I remember hearing a random Rod Stewart song in the background of one. And they were fairly young, like mid-20s or something.
  10. Skiles
    Go out there and bark back.
  11. Skiles
    I dunno, all I know is that twins weird me out big time. When I see twins together it makes me uncomfortable. I "dated" a girl in middle school, and when I found out she had a twin, I stopped seeing her. 😐
  12. Skiles
    That looks nothing like me probably maybe.
  13. Skiles
    In fairness, I've only witnessed it firsthand once. It's a rare and bizarre phenomenon.
  14. Skiles
    Asking "Did she put up a fight" is totally acceptable as long as you sing it.
  15. Skiles
    If that qualifies me, I guess I have to accept it. But there are people out there that wear shoes in bed. So at least I'm not that far gone.
  16. Skiles
    Humans are odd creatures, but you'll come to understand us someday.
  17. Skiles
    I can't eat cereal with milk. It makes me puke. I'll throw down on some dry Chex tho.
  18. Skiles
    Let's talk about this in a more private, secluded, poorly lit area where no one can hear you scre- I mean, us talking.
  19. Skiles
    I super duper promise. You trust me, right? Right?
  20. Skiles
    You should be. You all should be.
  21. Skiles
    You're a grown-ass man. Eat it raw like the rest of us.
  22. Skiles
    Haaircuuut
  23. Skiles
    I think he gained his weight back for a role, because he's one of those actors that changes their body for the part. I find fat Jonah funnier, but also I wish him the best health-wise.
  24. Skiles
    no u
  25. Skiles
    Nice, dude. Let's get a crystal and JO to power it up. We'll have plenty of positive energy at the sesh.
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