garbagepailcat

I have a half sister that is 8 years older than me.

I’m going to a Star Wars themed wedding on Saturday. I don’t know shit about Star Wars.

People are raising money for this fucking meth head?

I love White Russians so much. That sounds delicious.

I’m an hour north of Atlanta. You should have mentioned coming to GA before now! We could have met!!!

A possum

Ice cream. I didn’t like the texture of the outside. I didn’t know that it wasn’t real mochi until reading through this thread. I’m uncultured swine.

Silly phonetics

Let party . Much fun.

I had some mochi at a ramen restaurant recently. I wasn’t as impressed as I thought I would be.

To keep you docile

I want them to know that I hate them.

This made me choke on my morning coffee. I’m taking a Spanish class, and when I have to practice speaking, my dog always seems more interested than when I speak English.

Delete them. Get them the fuck outta my face.

Just love them as much as you can while they’re here. Dogs are too pure for this earth anyway.

My condolences. That shit sucks.

Small and white

Fuck yeah. Get room service, smoke, and bask in a bathtub. Also invite me cause I’d love to get stoned and giggle with you.

I didn’t even make eye contact. He attacked from the rear (lol).

I was standing in line in a gas station to get cigarettes when a little old man tapped me on the shoulder, handed me a pamphlet, and said, “Jesus.” I took it and said thanks. He had been talking with another old man in line about his arthritis, and how moving around is the best way to keep it at bay but ditch digging sure is hard on that daggum arthritis. What I find most compelling about this is that the man spent more time shooting the shit about arthritis than he did telling me about Christianity. Not that I mind or anything. I didn’t want a theological discussion. It just seemed odd. It was like that one word, “Jesus,” conveyed everything that he needed to tell me but some fucking joint pain needed to be talked about in depth. Another interesting facet of this interaction is that I looked like a normal human today. I understand being preached to when I dress like I normally do. I look like a godless heathen, but I was dressed to see a lawyer today and felt like I looked like a nice Southern Christian Lady™️. Maybe he saw through my disguise. Idk. the pamphlet has pretty pastel colors though, so that’s nice?

I donated the other morning. I don’t really think we should be rewarded for it though. That seems kind of trivial. We should donate cause we want this place to continue existing. With that being said, make my name teal. Thanks.