garbagepailcat

😂 I warned you about vulval care!

Snorting seroquel Eating honey buns Having a full blown bush

that aren’t sex. Taking out someone’s contact lenses Holding a puking friend’s hair Acid trips

Nt

Wait. Is that a nationality? I’m so white.

Guatemalan

A Power Ranger

I’d rather live in a shit town in a badass house than a shit house in a badass town. I don’t leave my house anyway. My only real requirement is that there is a Taco Bell. Chick-fil-A is a plus.

Idk. That one was in Georgia. I found out today that Tennessee will just give me $15,000 for a house if I live in shitty parts of their state, so 🤷🏼‍♀️

Right!? I think the old white and blue paint and that poorly placed bay window are doing it for me.

The house I looked at today has a stripper pole and a claw foot bathtub. Spook’t

Yeah, I know. I can still have haunted mansion dreams though.

I keep wanting to buy spooky houses in the middle of nowhere that look haunted, like this one https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2327-Culleoka-Hwy-Culleoka-TN-38451/81170099_zpid/ But I think I’m going to end up with a ~normal~ house in the ~city limits~ I’m being denied my old house dreams!

And now he looks an awful lot like @Rogue_Alphonse so I’m basically married to rogue now. I’d post a picture, but that’d be weird.

Rum and Dr. Pepper or vodka and water.

I also choose nothing. Life is exhausting. I don’t want to have to live again after I die.

I like to listen to them while I fall asleep. I’ve been listening to the last podcast on the left recently, but I usually stick to true crime stuff. Are y’all listening to anything good?

Find his bride

Holler “get on outta here”

Bang a broom around

Throw pebbles at him

Train him

That makes sense. I’m actually terrified of having children vaginally (and in general), and c sections seem like a great idea.

You lie like the devil. What if you shit while you have the baby? Does that count?

Everyone farts.