garbagepailcat

8+ months into my relationship. Sweet relief.

Give em a kiss

You’re bragging about your parenting while talking about how your child got ringworm. Her hair is pretty though.

That’s interesting. It’s kind of a neat feature. It recognizes the difference between adult cats and kittens.

No, this is pretty common on phones now. iPhones have been doing it for a few years.

If you have an iphone and search “brassiere,” you’ll find your nudes.

Happy birthday! ✨❤️

Went in for a snuggle and my fiancé struck me. He jabbed two dirty little fingers straight into my eye like he was trying to pry it out. It feels like there’s a bunch of pressure in my eyeball. It feels like I’m crying blood. It feels like there’s a walnut sized lump between my eyelid and eyeball. I’m going to lose my vision. My eyeball is going to swell and pop out of my skull.

True

Do me.

I am. Thanks.

Yes please, banker daddy.

Y O U A R E ! ! !

The kind that asks what store she’s in.

I put on makeup for the first time in a month. 👍🏻

On a couch before I got on the school bus.

Hot dog

It is a bit of a reach, but there are some similarities. It’s probably just coincidence, but it’s neat.

Get in the Kirby, Shinji.

It’s a particularly problematic tumblr as well. Whoops. 🙃

https://weaponized-weaboo.tumblr.com/post/174158879351/kirby-end-bosses-are-just-neon-genesis-evangelion Kind of cool. Sorry it’s from tumblr. I know.

Why is anyone ever anywhere?

There’s a little light during an eclipse.