garbagepailcat

Best of luck! Also, have fun with your makeup journey!

That’s fucking hilarious, and I love it.

Will Godot ever show up?

Fuck everything about that.

My list varies, but always chicken, potatoes, coffee, and spring water, which brings me to my next point. Why only Aquafina or Dasani? That’s trash water. Dasani water is just tap water. Idk how it works elsewhere, but Dasani is literally Atlanta tap water in GA. If I buy Dasani, I’m buying my north GA tap water that has been piped to Atlanta and then bottled and sold. Shit’s dumb.

Thanks, disco! I’m so happy that I cried! This is such a relief. It started to feel like it would never happen. Maybe your luck will turn and you’ll find a building soon!

HOLY SHIT. We got it! Now for inspections and more chaos. Hopefully the hard part is out of the way? Five acres of private land fuck me up fam I’m getting some goddamn goats

DIDNT GET THIS ONE EITHER. it was on the market for 100+ days, and when we put in an offer, so did someone else. I hate this more than anything.

Among the other important health and reproductive concerns, once a cat goes into heat, she will keep going into heat unless she mates. So unless you want a really loud, horny cat, I’d highly recommend spaying.

When’s a good time for you?

Can I get a cake rain check? I’m down. I’m getting cheesecake though.

Found another house and made another offer. This is my last try. If we don’t get this one, I’m getting a fucking apartment.

Projectile vomiting on my father when I was around 2.

Smash Mouth

Yes sir.

My mother is a saint.

This isn’t accurate though.

He’s smoking meth out of a perfectly good light bulb. I collect bugs, so I’m dying at all of them.

This one gets my goose cause of the feet.

That’s one of my favorite moths. It’s an imperial moth, and it’s fucking huge.