NaBarney

I hate hate HATE having to go to work at a designated time and place no matter how drunk or tired or missing something better because of it, someone teach me The Way to be self sufficient on my own time so that I may become the master of my domain. My expenses are nil, my rent averages out to $10 a day, I don't need much. What the fuck is there besides shift work. Hard mode: can't be making phone apps or selling drugs Maybe I can do an Etsy store but that just seems like supplemental income at best.

Quoted for truth

Eh/meh, why does everyone here watch anime

Depends on who the victim is. Someone robs a bank or a business without killing anyone, I didn't see shit.

Cool, name him grizzly since you're a bear. This is the year my 16 year old terrier slowed down, she'd hardly lost a step before but now she's really showing her age pretty suddenly. Her breed can live to be 25 though. Small dogs are generally great that way.

10/10 Jim Cornette used to come into my work sometimes

Kudasai - 7/10 pretty bad ass, makes me want to switch back to Turtonator

2/10, anime ho

My friend od'd on what she thought was heroin but the autopsy revealed there was none in her system, just fentanyl. They're now charging drug dealers with murder when their customers die, even though those dealers often don't know what they're even selling. I wish they would just legalize and regulate it already, nothing else makes sense.

Did she lie to a guy about being on bc to trick him into getting her pregnant, then complain whenever he's late paying child support while simultaneously bragging about being financially independent?

Sometimes they don't just lace it w fentanyl they just sell you straight fentanyl.

You're retarded.

By saying don't use my real name here? Okay.

It was SwimMod Sponges enforcing his monopoly on dino threads

I defriended all asmb people and didn't block any, but okay this can be how it is now

What? I've never jumped down your throat. I think you're thinking of buddy's alt when he was using a Nab-something name and somehow that fooled you. Unless this line is still referring to the time you used my real name in a thread you made specifically about me doing meth, which yeah is something I don't want being done.

Cleaned my house and my porch which was a lot of work. My friend is coming over with his dog we're gonna walk to that barn in the woods where I found the 90's Viagra and take a bunch of sci fi books, then drink and watch Moonlight. Work at midnight. Might take a short nap before then but probably won't.

Why

General Lee car replica toy

Start cooking something, fall asleep with the oven on

There's been a few years that were pretty tight but none stands out as an apex, so it must be yet to come.

Steal tools out of your neighbors sheds and sell them on Craigslist

True but GM LeBron could come in and trade all that youth for some veteran ballers come 2018

Chris Paul isn't going to make it past the second round in the West for his entire career yet next season we're going to get like a Bucks-Celtics ECF smh

If only there had been a law limiting what he could ingest, he might have gone pro instead of becoming a politician and we'd all be winners.