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NaBarney

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Everything posted by NaBarney

  1. Too stupid to post a picture
  2. Magnificent 7 - DO NOT WATCH Probably could not have made a shittier more generic and unrewarding movie if they tried. Why is Chris Pratt a regularly employed film actor now? Who is still wanting to see Denzel Washington in any role? This movie is for idiots and even they would probably be like "eh." Rewatched Interstellar. Probably THE best space movie ever.
  3. Too stupid to post a picture
  4. The default response to what? Someone who posts here every day asking what the plan is to get new members?
  5. Lol, lol, lol That she's been catfished soo many times by pic collectors yet continues to brag about the hawt dudes she chats with on tinder is too fucking funny
  6. Post his pic so we can show you the Sears catalog it's from. Of course you're so fucking stupid you'll be like "so what, he SAID he's a professional model, so of course his tinder pics show up in Google searches"
  7. Wow you sound pissed, I was just curious.
  8. Now that we are on a new server that can handle more traffic, what kinda stuff are y'all admins and staff type thinking about doin to get new users here? Or do we have to get out of board software limbo first
  9. That'd be cool, make it a little outdoor pond. Just add BTI to prevent mosquitos
  10. I'm calling animal welfare
  11. I worked at this place that had a splash pad for kids with porta potties near it, one day I was talking to the park janitor whose job it was to maintain them throughout the day and he told me he kept having to clean up cum from the inside wall of the porta potty like someone was watching the kids and getting off.
  12. Holy shit please find it a new owner asap
  13. NaBarney

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    I am a never nude
  14. Well the dinosaur rape scene could have been done a lot more tastefully. I mean, a triceratops entering the raptor nursery and using each of its three horns to gently probe the unwilling raptor mothers while muttering about how he can tell they like it better than raptor dick, before goring them and bellowing THIS IS WHY I RULE JURRASSIC PARK is more than a little sick.
  15. Don't be mean. You know no one has read them.
  16. FUCK you are a legend
  17. Did you openly shed a tear or two while telling it, bc that's the hack to maximizing the tears from others.
  18. Oh okay okay, well played
  19. TELL US ABOUT THE CRYING Did you give a sob story about your life, or an overly emotional commitment pledging to doing the best work you're capable of for the good of the company bc that's what human nature is or w/e your retarded as hell wholesome robotic work ethic entails, or what
  20. Oh uh err well thanks, yeah I didn't get far before ignoring it. Been meaning to play while DS-less but getting the new 2ds Friday so, I guess I'll probably just never play it.
  21. Well, 4 out of 5 isn't bad.
  22. Not a lot, only ever when I'm feeling sick or hungover or have a headache or have been up for 24 hours and have an obligation so can't go to sleep or when I'm really drunk and sad. I don't consider it due to existential dread but like I would never survive some miserable extreme wilderness survival situation even if it was possible, if it was too hard I would just kill myself. Or some non terminal medical condition that caused too much physical discomfort and suffering and inconvenience I would probably just opt out
  23. Sometimes there's more than 5 answers right I don't know if that changes anything, I only watch Family Feud through the lens of Vic Berger
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