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I worked at this place that had a splash pad for kids with porta potties near it, one day I was talking to the park janitor whose job it was to maintain them throughout the day and he told me he kept having to clean up cum from the inside wall of the porta potty like someone was watching the kids and getting off.

Holy shit please find it a new owner asap

I am a never nude

Well the dinosaur rape scene could have been done a lot more tastefully. I mean, a triceratops entering the raptor nursery and using each of its three horns to gently probe the unwilling raptor mothers while muttering about how he can tell they like it better than raptor dick, before goring them and bellowing THIS IS WHY I RULE JURRASSIC PARK is more than a little sick.

Don't be mean. You know no one has read them.

FUCK you are a legend

Did you openly shed a tear or two while telling it, bc that's the hack to maximizing the tears from others.

Oh okay okay, well played

TELL US ABOUT THE CRYING Did you give a sob story about your life, or an overly emotional commitment pledging to doing the best work you're capable of for the good of the company bc that's what human nature is or w/e your retarded as hell wholesome robotic work ethic entails, or what

Oh uh err well thanks, yeah I didn't get far before ignoring it. Been meaning to play while DS-less but getting the new 2ds Friday so, I guess I'll probably just never play it.

Get Fire Emblem

Well, 4 out of 5 isn't bad.

Not a lot, only ever when I'm feeling sick or hungover or have a headache or have been up for 24 hours and have an obligation so can't go to sleep or when I'm really drunk and sad. I don't consider it due to existential dread but like I would never survive some miserable extreme wilderness survival situation even if it was possible, if it was too hard I would just kill myself. Or some non terminal medical condition that caused too much physical discomfort and suffering and inconvenience I would probably just opt out

Sometimes there's more than 5 answers right I don't know if that changes anything, I only watch Family Feud through the lens of Vic Berger

That is if your actual reason for supporting the idea of further increasing the age restriction of cigarettes by years is the health of the public, as you claim, and not just a personal contempt for tobacco products

"Because it has never been restricted" yeah that's a big part of why everyone is fat and sick now "And parents are much more likely to buy soda for their kids than cigarettes" yeah, exactly, if we criminalize it like we do cigs then many parents would stop giving their kids soda which would go a long way toward addressing the public health crisis it contributes to "The vast majority of smokers started when they kids and changes like these along with tax increases have already shown to decrease smoking among kids." The vast majority of soda drinkers drank soda as kids too, restricting it to 18+ and levying a soda/sugar tax would decrease consumption among kids You want to protect 20 year olds from cigarettes so why aren't you for protecting children from soda and even more sugary and unhealthy juices that a lot of parents don't understand the health risks of let alone the children they feed them to?

Hardest question on Ok Cupid - "Are you more lonely or horny?"

Maybe he's scared that if he waits he'll get traded somewhere really shitty so he's making himself available now so good teams know to make offers for him, idk. Or maybe he's just done with the guys he plays with for whatever reason. Maybe he just hates LeBron, and Kevin Love keeps making fun of him for being a flat earther

Beer in the fridge never goes bad but I found a bottle of Yuengling that had been in my trunk for a long time and it was full of gelatinous stuff like a lava lamp. The can of PBR that was with it didn't have that going on, but I didn't taste it.

No it isn't, why do you think so? Because cigarettes don't have calories?

I went into one for the first time in over a year last week, it was weird. I forgot it was like what it is. So stupidly big I had to ask clerks for help finding things. Also no one who worked there knew how to say diatomaceous earth let alone what it was or if they had it. It wasn't in the flea and tick section of the pet department and it wasn't in the pest control aisle, but I didn't think to check the garden center where there's another large amount of pest control products. In short, don't go.

Let's make sugary caffeinated beverages 21+ too

Is this post more stupid or sad? I can't even tell.

Look who you're replying to. Have some damn sense.

A screenshot of crazy people talking about their delusions as proof that yours are real doesn't make you seem less crazy, only more stupid.