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NaBarney

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  1. Redbox it up
  2. Oh yeah that is tonight, thanks for the reminder. Your day sounds solid.
  3. I have 3, haven't talked to them in probably 9 years, just don't care to.
  4. Between this post and your sig it seems like you have some issues to work out with a couple people here. Maybe they can do a two parter with you?
  5. Moonlight - loved it, especially the first two acts. Ending was a little too real.
  6. Werner Herzog's documentary about texting and driving was great. The person who smashed into the Amish cart
  7. WORMS AND MICE AS IS NATURAL OR YOUR DAUGHTER DRIVEN BY RAGE TO MATRICIDE AND CANNIBALISM WHICH IS BETTER TO BE EATEN BY
  8. NaBarney

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    All bfs hate their gfs a little bit. As long as he doesn't lock you out of the house your relationship is still on solid ground.
  9. Must've felt thrilling to watch someone get that kind of revenge against one of the ilk who has tricked you so many times. I hope you were able to live vicariously through them, since they're going to continue fooling you again and again.
  10. Your obese daughter is proof of that. Not even 10 and already looks amorphous and of ambiguous age.
  11. You haven't looked 25 in about 15 years.
  12. Is it? Your daughter eating your body that she just flayed with a knife while you screamed out your last breaths, that's better?
  13. I was trained to sell cigarettes at that $8 an hour job I had for a couple weeks this year. They told me to card everyone who looks under 50. So, they'll probably stop IDing you soon.
  14. Oh, nah she just looks really rough
  15. Hell no I don't want to be on tv
  16. How do you vanity search? The search is broken and I can't even get Google to do right most the time.
  17. They'll find her eating your corpse
  18. Little butts
  19. She doesn't but living with you will drive her to it. Justified tbh
  20. True. Viper was saying buddy is double his age too. Equally stupid. Idk what these fools' deal is. Like being in your 20s is even something to brag about.
  21. That's gonna be your daughter once you make her hate you enough, and she's taking out your mother too
  22. All of your nights are mental illness nights whether or not you recognize them as such
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