I hate hate HATE having to go to work at a designated time and place no matter how drunk or tired or missing something better because of it, someone teach me The Way to be self sufficient on my own time so that I may become the master of my domain. My expenses are nil, my rent averages out to $10 a day, I don't need much. What the fuck is there besides shift work.
Hard mode: can't be making phone apps or selling drugs
Maybe I can do an Etsy store but that just seems like supplemental income at best.