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All the kids are poly now

Faroe Islands

This post will be read back to you in court someday

Just because you've never been asked out on a date doesn't mean women don't frequently ask guys out, especially now, decades after any school actually had a Sadie Hawkins dance

We're here for you

Screencap your dating site convos let's workshop this

Yeah it's really stupid I bet when I'm old we'll have moved past it and everyone will be like "why the fuck did y'all do that" It gets me out of work an hour earlier tonight though, assuming my relief who's been deprived of an hour of sleep doesn't smash into another tired person on the road

Sleeping w the piss fumes

Yeah well my internet may be many times slower but I can still post faster n all yall

He was glazing the chicken

Rolling weed in anything is wasteful. That thing always burning what are you trying to get the furniture stoned

Nope still got it. 0 accidents so far but they're always trying me.

It's so unfortunate. Those jokes about him trading for Noah and rebuilding the fail bulls are getting way too real.

It's going to be your best defense in court

They've been trying to call me in since three. Keep calling, fools

How many times in your life have you suggested to fuggs the idea of meeting irl at some point, told her you loved her, talked about getting married, or mentioned any other form of relationship commitment stuff like that

Looks like you'll be toiling in the webcam mines if you want to earn any living today

Love taking gulps out of a warm glass of gin

I wish

I'm calling the police