NaBarney

Hmm the way to beat a pee test is to flush your body with an almost toxic amount of water and green tea to piss out everything they're looking for beforehand, but that doesn't seem like it would work in a two hour window. Lol at the guy using a buddy's cold piss

What went wrong!

What happened when you visited her, did you stay at her place

Ain't even paid the rent yet Lazy bae

@katt_goddess might tell you yes, but it's pretty transparently a barren hellscape.

Oh heck yeah, get a real boat like an old Grand Marquis, solid steel bumper with that jagged spike design

Immersion therapy - Become an uber driver for a month or two, drive a couple hours every day, follow the GPS, take the highways, put on a brave face for your fare. Drive when it's busy, during when your commute would be.

Thank you very much for your service sir.

I have to admit I did not think it was going to get THIS dark this quickly

holy carp

Google it and the minimum tank size required for your turtle while you're at it. I'm trying to keep this doomed bitch from ending up like all your bettas

Cool, definitely go for a 55 gallon

They're $8 at walmart

At least throw his ass in a big Rubbermaid tote

Is that a 10 gallon piss puddle he's in Smh

You might as well release him since they need like 100 gallon tanks when they're adults and I know you're just gonna leave him in whatever dirty puddle he's been stewing in

Hmmm You could paint tomorrow Like the concept

Was your entire dick cut off in a nasty circumcision accident or something, is that why you're like this

IMMA FUCKING WALKING LEOPARD SPOTS NO I'M NOT THREESOMES WITH SOME FUCKING DALMATION DOGS, PONGO

You're looking at the bottom of the whole fuckin barrel