scoobdog

Actshually..... Well shit.

Why do people hate black licorice so much? I don't get it.

Not enough.

Just in case no one gets the joke… It’s because no one washes balls better than a Dallas Cowboys fan because they’ve been deep throating Jerry’s junk for 34 years.

It’s not even immediately obvious his selections are bad. They all take like two years to evolve into disasters.

He’s awful, but that defense… Anyway, I was suggesting that Jerry himself is the problem. Trading for draft picks means he’s going to make a drafting mistake which will haunt the Cowboys in two years time.

Dak isn’t the problem.

I saw a few in the stands at Jerry’s World who would love to be anywhere but Dallas right about now.

Let’s talk about this a bit…. You have any brunettes interested in the job? That’s why it’s a dungeon. Will ghosty conquer his questionably endowed jailers one g-spot at a time? Will he collapse into a puddle of girl sauce, overcome by an unending chain of orgasm? Will he sit in the corner of his cell? So many possibilities! …. *Turns on the Cowboy game as Dak throws his second pic of the half*

A sex dungeon right?

There’s a whole lot of suck in that post.

He did them dirty for sure. Anyhoo… the NFL isn’t a magical wonderland for coaches, but it’s one hell of an escape hatch. Lincoln isn’t anywhere near the escape stage, especially after two seasons, but things change fast.

No, I get the perception. People still think that Lincoln left Oklahoma because he was dodging the shift to the SEC, so it's natural to predict he'll jump to the NFL now that the going has gotten tough. I don't think it's a fair perception - everyone knows he came to USC because they threw a shitload of money at him and he gets to move to NotOklahoma all while escaping the inevitable decline of his Sooner teams. He's only two years into his USC campaign and he has a hot shot new defensive coordinator behind a backup qb that lit up a decent Louisville team - he has plenty of time for a steady decline before he needs to flee the burning ship.

See, if he's falling into toilets, I don't think a supermodel or cute nerdy girl is going to be thick enough to meet his needs.

As Dictator of the World, you will be in need of female companionship.

This is just because Pete Carroll = USC = Lincoln Riley, isn't it? Butt seriously - Carroll gets "promoted" to advisor and *BAM* all of the sudden Saban is retiring? I don't see Carroll coming back as a head coach in any capacity anywhere, especially in the NCAA, but the presses won't be cold before we see him showing up as a newly minted Assistant Athletic Director.

I’m just going to put this out there… I really don’t get the sadness about the demise of the Pac12. I challenge anyone to recall the last time a Pac12 After Dark nail biter got a headline on ESPN the next day.

Nah, I just want the pecans. I don’t fuck with ice cream with nuts.

You wouldn’t fuck them?

Fine with me. I’ll take pecans over walnuts.

Congratulations to @Gemini, UEMB’s 2023-4 Fantasy Football Champion.

See? Nobody goes to those.

Why not?