scoobdog

Kids these days dont know how to talk to Daddy.

Because they like it rough.

San Francisco

I don't think the debate is whether or not Trump is the worst President because that is an inherently subjective assessment and it relies almost entirely on results that are only partially attributable to him. The debate is whether or not Trump is the worst human being to be President, and that isn't really debatable.

There is a notable gap between the excitement of seeing a great player lead his team to his first Super Bowl win and the excitement of watching a legend in the making win his fifth Super Bowl. In between is the disappointment of not seeing the unexpected or unlikely. Mahomes, for better or worse, is in that middle phase where his legend is being built on fleeting moments of greatness wedged in the monotony of competence. If he wins, it's because he's expected to win, but if he loses, it deflates our opinion of his past successes. It's depressing to think about, really.

I don’t have an NFL team per se. I like teams with players and coaches I like, and I really like Amon-ra. Goff is okay for a Cal Bear, so I can overlook that. i don’t like the Niners, though. Fuck those guys.

So it goes. I find it hard to rack a dude over the coals for sticking to the same game plan over the course of a season. Yeah, those 3 points could have gotten them the game, but kicking field goals is not what got the Lions to the NFC championship. Heck, if it hadn't been for a blatant case of corrupt officiating, it very well could have gotten them a better track to the game where they didn't need to rely on field goals. It's really disappointing because I believed in the Lions this season and I'm going to believe in them next season.

But, sometimes Gorillas don’t want the attachment, you know?

Yeah, it means she's outrunning you instead of you outrunning her.

HBD, Pooh....

And, the winner of backhand compliment of the day goes to ....

Ghosty, don’t kill the gorilla, love her.

You outran her, Ghosty.

Fiiiya

Well, I just wanted to match that cool, man of distinction vibe you exude.

Kind of rolls off the tongue. i Bet yooou wood love that, caat fukka.

Nice.

Oh you didn’t need his help ruining that joke. It ruined itself.

I'd let her eat my face any day.

I can always welcome more cats.

Never joke about giving Packard your cat. She'll be doomed to a lifetime of second hand smoke and frequent trips in the cat stroller around the slums of Atlantic City.

I hate when people say that.

Several I believe, if you include the expanded multiverse timelines.

Fancy