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scoobdog

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  1. Thanks for the update. Keep us posted.
  2. Actually you sucked all the air out of my front tire and fucked up my ribs. Bastard.
  3. I crashed my bike and fucked up my ribs.
  4. You got talent, kid.
  5. What kind of fucked up sexual fantasies do you have?
  6. That explains the bug eyes.
  7. Lol. Money is on her, man.
  8. Yeah, if Ben Franklin had t-rex arms and the mental capacity of a 10-y-o.
  9. scoobdog

    Hey Betches

    Not if you love fireworks, and scared animals.
  10. scoobdog

    Hey Betches

    Around here, they're shooting off fireworks pretty much year round. Not a day goes by when I don't hear a boom coming from somewhere.
  11. scoobdog

    Hey Betches

    Psh. 2am is when the magic happens.
  12. Drunk driving? You gonna get pulled over and beat.
  13. Imagine that.
  14. Motherfucker still can't upload anything.
  15. Why you at the barber shop, baldy?
  16. Fuck. Now the cops have your DNA.
  17. You know fuggs called her that first, right?
  18. That doesn't sound like a Sawdy post. When did you start getting the feels?
  19. Nice derp face.
  20. You fucked your ancestors and your birthright, didn't you?
  21. She got no problem lying back to them. That dud ain't handsome.
  22. I'm never fun, not even when I drink.
  23. Your white bois ain't that muscular. You hose off the chaffing and the greasy sweat before he goes down, right?
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