scoobdog

I can only imagine how disappointing that would be.

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That makes pretty good sense. I've made a few recipes for cheesecake and the sweetness to sourness balance in the cream cheese base has a lot to do with how successful the cake ends up being, particularly since the baking process tends to amplify it either way. With a cobbler fruit, I'm guessing the spice bridges the gap between the slightly sour cheese and the sweet peaches.

Oh. That's who ProJared is.

I hope you sent that joke to her so she can be even less proud of you than she normally is.

I'm having a hard time imagining what that would taste like. It wouldn't seem like peach would be tart enough to offset the cream cheese.

Or she takes her personal pleasure very seriously.

And a sternly worded letter for good measure.

I don't think I could ever choose one over the other: they're both masterpieces. Now Meaning of Life is clearly inferior to those two.

That not a "hint" douchebag. And seeing as you're not paying a mortgage, I'd say the difference is that you can afford rent in a slum but not the mortgage payment on a "modest" house.

Not without your brother's money you can't.

Oh really?

Not a whole lot for what would be an acre of property, but more than you'll ever be able to afford.

Happy Birthday!

That was fucking beautiful.

If your mom ever sees him, she won't be worried about that at all.

Just got off the phone with your brother: he confirms your credit is amazing and he has plans.

You're the second mother fucker we burn at the stake. Not because you worship Satan, just because.

He needs more than a few nickels.

@Clu

Probably because it looks like a cross contamination hell. Ceviche is essentially raw, but the seafood is cooked in the acidity of the lime.

That seafood looks raw. I mean, I'm all for sushi, but not sushi salad....

Is that supposed to be ceviche?

I can only imagine what the emissions are like on those things. There's probably a reason I've never seen one of those things here in the the Golden State.

They look like they haven't changed anything a thing on those vehicles since the got the Willy's license in '47. I wouldn't take that thing anywhere near an actual road with a 60HP engine.