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It would be frightening as hell if any of that was real on an 74-y-o.

He's got an Al Bundy kind of vibe to him, which is to say he's an utterly forgettable, balding, middle-aged, white dude.

That's one way to double down on douchery.

No.

That's really the primary driver behind cancel culture in general. Without agreeing with the concept, the point stands that celebrities really can't be afforded the benefit of the doubt when it comes to apologies, even unprompted ones, because they have too much capital (real and emotional) invested in an artificial, public persona. The apology has to come from the person not his or her avatar, and, for better or worse, cancelling an individual at least in part strips away that artificial front. Unfortunately, the larger issue is that cancel culture doesn't allow for a space for honest apologies once the artificial image is destroyed. Personally, I don't hold Harmon to that kind of standard because he's a particularly dark comedian. For better or worse, he's made a living off of making some really cynical, if not outright nihilistic, jokes, so it's to be expected that he's eventually going to make a joke that goes too far and he's not going to apologize for it simply because its vile in it's own right. It's only somewhat comparable, but this isn't unlike when Gilbert Gottfried made a joke about Japanese tsunami victims and was forced out of his iconic pitchman job with AFLAC. Anyone who's seen Gottfried over the years expected him to make that joke, but that doesn't mean it was any more acceptable once he did.

In general, the first action of someone who is too vain to wear glasses is to simply not wear the glasses, not replace them with contacts. I know people who were vain about wearing them, and that's how they acted.

I want his ghost to stuff you in an oven, roast you, then fold you in half so you can go to flavor town up your own asshole.

No,.

I'm starting to think it would be nice if a nice ghost lady would give me a tug while i'm in the head to take some of the edge off the brick I'm shitting out. Or a guy ghost would work.

I got used to putting in gas permeable contacts when I still wore corrective lenses, but it was kind of dangerous because I was still in the field and dust could cause a whole lot of irritation. Last five or so years I almost completely stopped wearing contacts.

Took hime forever to post a pic, too.

How many did you murder yourself?

But that coat sure wasn't. Wasn't it cashmere or something stupid like that?

You ok, bro?

How do you do it? It's fucking magic.

Putting shit in your eyes isn't as fun as it sounds.

It's too hot out.

58 ain't elderly

You know, I've had 34 Ghosts IV on my phone for like a decade (from my lil bro) and I've never listened to it, or to Old Town Road.

What does that entail? I'm genuinely curious...

You have a Bachelor's in IT?

No, waiting is good. It builds the anticipation.

You're saying your death is not a good reason to fight God?

Obviously, someone needs to kill God.

The could be the issue.