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Better. Now shave it all off and go full Lex Luthor.

It is my real first name and my real last name.

He dead.

It's true.

Smooth.

Must have been a really easy quiz....

Always wondered, do you like save the cream so you can eat it after you're done?

Loofah, bodywash, and garden hose enema.

Was watching NCIS:LA because LL Cool J. One of the bit characters for an episode, this 20 something asian chick, spends like ten minutes of admittedly otherwise throw-away dialog bashing the shit out of two millennial mains. That was a what-the-fuck kind of moment.

Get ready for a bunch of kids calling you grandpa.

I mean, it's a good thing your family isn't a miniature Survivor game.

I have no valid reason to believe this to be the case, but.... ...I'm almost certain your mom is going to be wearing that jacket to every family event.

You are a dangerous man.

Squirrel massacre forthcoming.

None of that is surprising, and in no way should you feel better about the fact you wasted less money on a fucking phone app game than someone else.

Maybe she just isn't hot, and he doesn't want to encourage her.....

Bro.............. Bro.

It better be happening....

But... If she looked like that, she'd be serviceable.

It's way too late to be asking that.

Are you sure?

Hey @helpme... That was awful. Truly awful.

What kind of service does your snow blower need?

Lucy is a classic bully. She would gravitate toward a guy like Charlie regardless of who he hangs with because he fills a void in her personality.

Yeah, well, you're not moving up in the world. Best you can do is find another mop jockey job where the people don't treat you like shit.