Obviously it's because LL Cool J knows how to command a stage. Also, it's about that time where I look around futilely for collections of the Chris Isaak Show. Shit made no sense, but I still loved it.
This was the dude that kept coming into lobby half-way though his beat to steal donuts and lecture Nabs. Not sure what Nabs said to him, but apparently it was enough to keep him coming.
I guess if you're going by scale, it would be roughly the distance from you (not the planet, just you) to a similar sized person standing on the surface of Mars, depending on where in our respective orbits we are.